Too Much Left 4 DeadYou Know You Play L4D Too much When...More Like This
1. You look at people who walk by and start mentally labeling them by what special infected they're likely to be. "Hunter, Hunter, Smoker,...ooh a Spitter!"
2. You see a girl on her knees, her hair in her face, making sounds and you have you literally use all of your strength not to point and shout "Witch!" because no one would get it.
3. You play the music files and get twitchy when you reach the Tank one.
4. You wish you could hack into a store's music system and play said Tank music, shouting out "Taaaaank!" to see how many people would react.
5. You look at medkits in your sporting goods/camping store, hoping to find one that looks like the in-game one.
6. You own several bottles of Target brand Ibuprofen just because of the label.
7. Every time you take any kind of pill, from something for a headache to a vitamin, you say to yourself, "Grabbin' Peelz."
8. You didn't used to dream about the zombie apocalypse, but you do now.
9. You ofte
Left 4 Dead - UnscriptedMore Like This
Zoey: Shit! Shit. Shit. Shit...
Bill: Come on kid, weve got to keep moving! Whats the hold up?
Zoey: Im out of ammo.
Francis: Come on guys weve gotta go.
Bill: Zoey says shes out of ammo.
Francis: Doesnt she use pistols? How the hell-
Zoey: Dont you even try to give some sexist excuse Francis Ive been using these guns for a while now I know my way around them... And when I say theyre not working... Theyre not working... I can be a man hating lesbian if I so choose to be... And you dont want me to choose to be that way right now... Do you understand me ?
Francis: [Chuckles] Yeah.. because Im sure you can handle- [Dragged towards the window via smoker tongue] God dammit! Help!
Zoey: Quick! Give me your guns so we can grab you! [Zoey gains pistol and Uzi submachine gun] Why thank you Francis [Chest kicks him out the