Baby!Dave x Parent!ReaderYou were staring at the ceiling with a blank face. Your eyes were locked onto one thing, it was quite amazing really. Up, high above the room, clinging to the ceiling fan, was Dave. You had no clue how the hell he got up there, but he didn't seem to care. "If you fall on your ass I'm gonna laugh at you, know that right?"More Like This
He blinked at you before making a baby noise and letting go of the ceiling fan as if to test what you said. Your eyes widened for a fraction of a second under your shades before narrowing into thin slits of rage. "I see, so you want to test my loyalty do you? Well young Dave, you're about to understand the depth of my affection!"
As he was coming dangerously close to the ground, and it seemed like there was no way you could catch him, you launched off the couch and caught the small child in your arms. He giggled slightly and grabbed your shirt in his hands, burying his face in it. "You are one fucking weird kid, you know that, right?"
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