Because in this situation, it wasn't weird. It was well....emberassing. And frusterating. Especially since they were arguing. Over you. And kissing. You.
And technically...you had both of them.
SO how did you get here? Let's go back a few hours....
It wasn't a normal night for you, since you didn't generally go out to parties with Francis. Yes, Francis. He invited you to Lugwig and Gilbert's party a few hours before it started, so you hurried your buns to prepare look your best. Not for Francis, but for Ludwig. It was true, you were harbouring some feelings for him...well..maybe a little more than some. The only reason you were excited (and even wanted to go) was to see him, and Gilbert. You were in love with Gilbert first, but when you found out he was going out with a girl named Elizabeta, well, what could you do? They had been together for a years apparently, so you had no chance there. But nonetheless you still were good friends with the Prussian.
Once Francis picked you up, you were in a fancy (choice of dress or outfit). It felt good on you, also keeping you relaxed, knowing it showed exactly what you wanted it to. Maybe Ludwig would notice? Perhaps...
"Ahh so good to see you two." his voice sounded cheerful as he opened the door and let you in. You almost forgot why you came, until you saw his cheery blue eyes.
"Come on in. My brother will take your coats."
You noticed the white haired Prussian walk up and greet you both, kissing both your cheek leaving you with a smile.
"Glad you guys came." he smirked. "Let's party!"
"First I need a bottle of that red wine you said you bought." Francis chuckled, rubbing his hands together. "Where is it?"
"Just over there." Gilbet pointed to a large table covered in delitious looking food, cheese, and especially, drinks. Of course they were all alcoholic, what party didn't have that stuff? You didn't feel like drinking though, and you already had a taxi cab number in your phone, planning to head home around midnight because Francis would be staying all night, most likely.
"What about you, (Name)? Want a drink?" Gilbert showed you his glass of sparkling...beer? It was some kind of drink.
"No thanks." You laughed. "Not tonight."
"Well, if you change your mind!" he said shrugging, and ushering you into the living room where everyone was just chatting and mumbling things you couldn't hear. You saw Elizabeta, looking lovely in her dress, talking to her ex-husband Roderich. She was so damn lucky, he was good looking too. It made you wonder what happened between them...
"AHHH ALFRED!" you shouted after him, embracing him in a tough hug. You didn't mind them as much, since he was such a cutie.
"Do you have any idea for a game?" he asked blinking. "I want to play seven mintues in heaven...but NOOOOOOOOOO Arthus said NOOOOOOO." he emphasized the 'no' greatly, but it just made you laugh.
"I'm not sure. What does everyone like?"
"Never thought about asking." he laughed at himself. "But I'll go ask around."
And with that, he took off, heading into the kitchen most likely to ask Arthur first.
You were smiling to yourself..until you turned your head.
That was when you saw....her?
A pretty, blond girl, standing next to Ludwig..but not just 'standing next' to him. He had an arm wrapped around her, while she had a slender hand on his chest. They looked so..happy.
Since when was he going out with someone?? you thought sadly, you smile fading instantly.
She grinned around the room, exactly like some kind of trophy wife would. She looked nice though, and you couldn't judge just yet.
After a few mintues of standing alone, you felt a hand on your left shoulder, and Gilbert's face rested on your right shoulder.
"What the matter Mädchen?" he asked calmly, hiccuping once. He deffinetly had one to many already. That was Gilbert for you.
"Oh, nothing." you sighed sarcastically. You were bored, honestly. Seeing Ludwig and that other girl just made it worse.
"Aww come on, you just got here, didn't you?" he gasped, hiccuping once more.
A smile formed your lips.
"I'm not leaving, just..bored."
"Well," he laughed aloud, "lets change that! LISTEN HERE EVERYONE!"
His voice boomed around the house, and within seconds everyone had they're eyes on the two of you.
"We're all going to play a game now!" a laugh crackled deep in his throat. "What are we going to play?"
"O O O!" Alfred called from the kitchen. "Hide and go seek!"
"Alright, sounds good! Hide and go seek it is!" Gilbert laughed. "BUT, you have to have a partner and NO you cannot choose your partner! We'll choose them out of this hat."
He walked over to a smaller table, filled with smaller drinks (most likely shots of beer) and grabbed a top hat lying in the centre.
"This was going to be for seven mintues in heaven but....oh well that game is overplayed!"
He shuffled his hand inside.
"Let's see....I'm going to be with....."
There was a short pause while he read the letter.
"Hai, thats me." a smaller man stepped from the crowd and bowed.
"Alright, everyone take your turn, me and Kiku are going to look for you in ten minutes!"
You bit your lip, placing you hand in the top hat and shuffling around. Finally you snatched a paper and carefully opened it.
A few shots were heard among the crowd, as Ivan (known as the country of Russia) stepped forward.
"Your my partner?" he asked quietly. You nodded, and felt a hand leading you upstairs.
"Let's hide up here."
As you followed him, you just caught Ludwig pulling out a paper, and bunch of people giving cat-calls. Maybe he got his o-so-lucky-new girlfriend.
Ivan lead you into a small bedroom, with a plain bed and closet.
"We both won't fit in the closet." he said with a frown, "I'll hide under the bed, da?"
"Alright." you played along, and entered the closet and closed it with a light click.
But once you entered, you noticed there was tons of space.
You opened the door and said, "Psst Ivan, you can so fi--"
But he wasn't in the room.
That dick LEFT YOU!
"Am I that horrible." you said aloud, feeling a few tears well in your eyes.
You decided to suck it up, and closed the closet door again, sitting with the loud thud, and sighing. This night was getting worse and worse.
Until you heard the door open again. As it opened, the loud voice of Gilbert boomed "HAHA READY OR NOT, HERE WE COME!"
You stood up quietly, wanting to open the door and see who entered. Maybe it was Ivan again, or perhaps Alfred, and even Francis? They were so quiet, you couldn't hear a thing.
"AHHHH!" a scream of surprise was heard outside, and all of a sudden the closet door opened to reveal none other than Ludwig, as he entered the closet with you and closed the door hard.
There was silence. He knew you were in there too, right?
Holy crap..that was different.
"Hello (Name)." he said softly, already forcing a blush upon your cheek. What the hell?! Why was he so good at that?!
"H-hi." you answered. You bit your lip as more silence endured the both of you. What was he even doing? Where was his partner?
"Where's your partner?" you asked, speaking your mind.
"Umm...well..I left her." he said. You could tell he was scratching the back of his neck. Was he...nervous?!
"Who did you get? Elizabeta?"
"No." he said. "I got Ana."
Even more silence. Damn, this was getting hard. Wait...why did he leave her?
That was odd.
Your head perked up, even though you could barely see him, you still felt like you were looking into those fantastic blue orbs.
You felt something warm stroke your shoulder, and realized in a split second it was his hand.
"Ana is only a friend to me, you know."
Your lips parted, as you mind began to race along with your heart.
"What do you mean? You said she was your girlfriend."
"I know but.." he sighed, his hand still hadn't left your shoulder. "She..isn't...you."
You eyes widened. What did he say?!
"Were you jealous?" he asks all of the sudden, causing your eyebrows to raise.
"You were...right?" his accent getting deeper and deeper. You legs were slowly turning into jelly.
"Why would I be jealous?" you stuttered, trying to press your back against the far wall of the closet, but it didn't seem like enough space. You could feel him getting closer and closet, the beer on his breath was getting stronger.
"Maybe." you breathed, feeling a little more confident. It was then you felt a hand (his hand of course) going up your back and tracing circles along your spine.
"I hope so." he says huskily. "Because that's what I was going for."
It was only a few short seconds after that a pair of lips were placed on yours, and his body immediantly pressed against your, leading you back into the wall.
Moments after he parted you gasped.
"This is very strange of you Ludwig. I mean..she is very.."
"She's just for show." he said, nuzzling his face against your neck, carefully leaving little licks and kisses here and there. "Like I said, she's not you."
"It's the beer ins't it." you groaned, pushing him away.
"Ludwig, I'm not Anna, I'm (Name), now go find you girlfriend."
"What ZE hell is going on here??!" a loud Prussian voice was blaring from outside the closet. Ludwig sighed.
The door opened to reveal Gilbert, who looked utterly shocked to see you and his brother in the closet.
"With Ivan, somewhere." Ludwig answered, "I traded partners so I could speak to (Name)."
Gilbert still looked...shocked.
"What the hell?! I was supposed to get here not YOU!" he shouted stomping his foot on the ground.
You exchanged glanced with Ludwig while Gilbert was still freaking out.
"Ivan told me you were up here, so I ditched Kiku and came looking for you, but I didn't know HE'D be here!"
Ludwig mumbled something quietly and grabbed your hand.
"If you'll excuse us," he grumbled, "I have something important to say to (Name)."
Gilbert's eye twitched.
"WHAT?!!? NEIN NEIN NEIN!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO TELL HER FIRST!"
"What is going on here?!" you asked nervously trying to resolve the matter before the white haired man created a giant stir.
"I was supposed to tell her I loved her first! WAIT- GAHHHH DAMMIT!"
Gilbert covered his mouth, while you and Ludwig stared at him with wide eyes.
"This is strange..." you said, "for both of you."
As you headed for the door you said; "you two are usually like this, maybe you should lay off the drinks."
As you opened the door, a hand pulled you back, and you became face to face with bright blue eyes.
"I don't think so."
A little fire began to burn in your heart as you felt yourself being dragged back into the closet, with.....BOTH OF THEM?!
Two pairs of lips landed themselves upon your body, Ludwig's on your mouth while Gilbert's had the back of your neck.
Now this really did seem like seven mintues only with.....oh my gosh...
BOTH THE GERMAN BROTHERS?! AND THEY BOTH HAVE GIRLFRIENDS?!
What the hell is goin on?!
Gilbert carefully massaged your shoulder's while trailing kisses up your cheek, meanwhile his brother was carefully pulling down your dress, but he didn't get far. You had straps on.
"Umm...this is different." you said softly, noticing that none of them answered you.
"What are you going to say to Anna, and Elizabeta?"
After you said that, they both stopped, and looked at eachother.
"I'll break up with Liza." Gilbert mumbled into your shoulder. "And we can be together."
"Nein. I dated Anna to make (Name) jealous, so I deserve her." he licked your neck.
"No, I deserve her." Gilbert gripped your chest.
"No, I do." Ludwig licked the shell of your ear.
"NO, I deserve her! Liza is annoying anyway!"
"Well Anna is to light-headed!"
"Hah..you know how to chose them brother."
"Guys guys..." you said softly, "Seriously, what are we going to do about this?" you crossed your arms.
With that, they both smiled.
"You stay the night (Name)."
"And the night after, and the night after that, and the-" Gilbert went on until his brother papped him on the head.
"What about...the other girls?" you gulped. If they ever found out....they would never be seen again.
"We can take care of them." Gilbert smiled purring into your ear.
Ludwig mumbled something in your neck, but you couldn't hear it. It sounded something like "I agree" but you couldn't tell.
You were just to excited for tonight....and the night after, and the night after that, and the---yeah, you get the idea.