Jade x DaveYou are Dave Strider, and you're stuck with this fucking headache. Meanwhile being taken care of by Jade Harley, who you also have a small crush onMore Like This
You are Jade Harley, you are taking care of Your friend, Dave Strider. " Achoo!" Is all you hear from Dave." Stupid Fucking cold!" you hear Dave yell.
>Jade: Respond to Dave
You giggle playfully at Dave, not noticing his small blush because you're back is turned to him.
>Dave: Reply to Jade
" Why are you laughing?" You say to Jade as she faces you with a cold rag.
" Nothing, just you" Jade says with once again another giggle, why does she have to be so cute?!
> Jade: Check Dave's Temp.
You bend over to Dave and put your own head against his, noticing his face getting redder and his temperature rising.
> Jade: Giggle.
You giggle playfully at Dave as you move away slowly " You should really sleep, wouldn't want it getting worse." You say as you walk away slowly.
> Dave: make an excuse for Jade to stay.
"Jade!" you yell at her before sh
what y0u l00k like- SolKarMore Like This
Sometimes you like to pretend you aren't blind.
You like to close your hollow eye sockets, take deep breaths, and imagine that you are on Prospit, with your friends.
Sometimes, instead, you just lapse into memories. Like that one time you and Karkat laughed hysterically, slumped over one another after Eridan stepped on a horn, tripped over the one-wheel device and fell on his face.
You remember back to fun days spent excavating with Aradia, back when you were just barely five sweeps old. You remember finding the skeleton of what you both instantly assumed to be an ancient scalebeast, but ended up being regular troll remains.
You remember when Karkat came over to your hive for the first time and you kicked his ass at every game you owned, laughed through his tantrum, and gave him a big hug when he apologized for almost wrecking your mainframe. You liked this memory the best, because you alway
The BTT learn not to be sexist.http://ask-the-awesome-btt.deviantart.com/journal/poll/3667848/More Like This
I'm not amuse by this. Not one bit.
*snickering* Well it's true.
Nein! It's not!
Look on the bright side, amigo. People said you 6 times.
Ja! ONLY 6! If me and Hungary ever date, the awesome me would wear the pants! Not her! She wears girly frilly dresses and cooks mein dinner! She does everything I say because I'm the man! I take nein orders from girls!
Geez, you're very sexist.
I'm not sexist. I'm just saying I would wear the pants in the relationship.
Hungary: oh really? *angry. Swinging her pan around*
*a bit wary of the pan* ja! You would please me in the relationship like all girls do to guys! They clean, shop, cook, raise the kids and do sexy time at night.
Hungary: *swung her pan hard at his 5 meters*
*immediately fell down on ground. Crying manly tears*
Hungary: is there something you like to say, Prussia?
Girls are superior to guys! Girls are superior to guys!
Hungary: that's what I thought!