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Death Battle: Starkiller vs. Touchdown
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Ray: Alright, the combatants are set. Let’s settle this debate once and for all.
Gentleman: IT’S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!!!
The City of Santa Destroy was seemingly empty of people today. Good thing, too, for one person. The less people were in his way, the sooner he would get to his target: some jackass who had risen to take the number 2 spot.
The person in particular was the No. 1 Assassin of this city, the Crownless King, and the world’s deadliest nerd: Travis Touchdown. His crimson jacket and fiery-orange sunglasses made him unmistakable as he rode through the city on his bike, the Schpeltiger.
Travis ground to a halt just outside of a building, then stepped off his bike. He’d known that the Number One spot would attract challenges, but he just didn’t know it would be this many.
Oh well. What’re you gonna do?
Travis entered the lavish building and stepped into the elevator. Knowing these guys, he’d be at the top floor. It was like clockwo
Death Battle: Palpatine vs. Voldemort
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The Gentleman: We’ve tallied the votes, taken every argument into consideration and we can now safely get things underway. Mad Abe?
Mad Abe: It’s time for a Death Battle!
Spooky Graveyard in the Center of a Creepy Forest
On this night, a war would be waged. Would it be between the forces of light and darkness? No. On this night, it would be between two different sides of evil, darkness against darkness. On this night, men of titanic egos, dark overlords infamous for their cruelty, wickedness and nightmarish reigns of terror… would clash, to determine who between the two of them was the greater villain.
The Emperor’s personal shuttle touched down upon the soft earth just outside the cemetery. In its gentle landing, the boarding ramp descended, and a succession of men in red – his Royal Guard – hurriedly marched into two flanking lines, paving the way for their ruler. A figure in a black cloak stepped forth, only his pale jaw was visible fr