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It's a cool Spring day, and you're glad you didn't wear a sweater over your black Kingdom Hearts t-shirt and jeans today. The sun overhead casts rays of sunshine through the trees around you, and you walk down the sidewalk with your back to the sun so the light doesn't get in your eyes. Your shoes clack on the pavement underfoot and a gentle wind caresses your hair before moving on. You feel comfortable that today is going to be a wonderful day.
Unfortunately, though you do not know it yet, today is going to be anything but wonderful.
You turn a corner and almost bump into a guy in a white hood and a pair of sunglasses who was walking past. You open your mouth, about to tell him off, but then you notice the headphones he's wearing. You can also hear the faintest bombing sound of drums and the thrashing of guitars from whatever music he's listening to. You turn away, sighing in irritation at the nerve of that metalhead, and