Boop: Part 2I'm sitting there... practicing my booping.More Like This
I'm sitting again on my bed to practice.
I have to boop Alexis back...
I boop with my eyes closed...
Shrek's butthole has been booped!?
After a big 4chan struggle, Shrek flies out my window.
To boop isn't to have shreks with the all mighty ogrelord.
I boop at the air with all my might!
I boop a hole in the space time continuum.
What the fuck?
I rub me finger in it.
"Alexis? Come here?"
She looks into the room and sees he boop hole.
"Looks like we need a booper scooper. LOL"
Alexis is not amused with my joke...
She boops me.
I boop back.
We struggle a little.
I wish I were stronger.
Boop hole talks.
Boop hole sucks us in another dimention.
What are we going to have for dinner?
End of chapter 2
Boop: part 1Chapter 1: The BoopMore Like This
I sat around one day just sitting on the seat that I always sit in.
Sat around for a few minutes after sitting on my bed.
I sat there because I woke up.
Then it happened.
My girlfriend, Alexis, pops out of nowhere and pokes me and walks off.
"Alexis... You didn't have to poke me."
Alexis turns to me.
"That wasn't a poke!"
"Then what was it?"
"A what? A poop? We go to the toilet and use our asses to shit."
"No, silly. A BOOP."
And that's how the adventure began...
2p!Italy x Reader - Text MessagesMore Like This
WARNING! CONTAINS VIOLENCE AND SWEARING AND MAYBE BLOOD AND STICKY STUFF.
I'M WARNING YOU, THIS FANFIC WILL MAKE YOU PARANOID.
When I was sixteen years old, I got my first cell phone. It was a normal flip phone, one that blinked red when I had a new text message. The first time I got one of the messages, I didn't think much of it.
???: Ti amo.
Me: I think you have the wrong number...Sorry.
???: No, ti amo.
Me: Really? Well...Who are you?
???: Your true love.
I showed the message to my friend, Elizaveta. She just laughed and shrugged her shoulders. I didn't reply to the mysterious man's text and promptly forgot all about it. I figured the poor guy had probably been trying to date some girl and she gave him a wrong number to get rid of him.
My next birthday I was seventeen years old, I got a new blackberry phone, which still had the red blinking light for new messages. I also got my first boyfriend. His name is Alfred.
One day, in the middle of class, I noticed the red light blink
Student!2p!America X Teacher!Reader Ch.8More Like This
Student!2p!America X Teacher!Reader Ch.8
“(F/N)! Who the f*ck is this guy!?”Al growled.
“She is a lady! (F/N) may I ask who this bloody git is!”Arthur shouted.
“Great! Another British piece of sh*t at my door step!”Al yelled referring to Oliver.
You sighed.”Al, this is Arthur my ex-husband. Arthur, this is Al.”
“Oh so this d*ckhead broke your heart!”Al spat.
“(F/N), what’s Al’s background?”Arthur asked you, glaring at Al.
“He umm…”You didn’t know what to say.
“He does look awfully young doesn’t he?”Arthur stated.
“F*ck off old man!!”Al shouted.
“(F/N) can I speak to you alone?”Arthur asked.
“Yes.” You said taking Arthur to your office. You handed him the file and he put it aside.
“(F/n) if you are dating this young lad, you know it isn’t right.”Arthur told you.