AvoidWhat a strange idea.More Like This
If the chandelier were to fall on me, from that specific altitude, it would crush my ribcage, I'd die in a matter of thirty-four minutes.
It would be such a terrible accident.
A tragedy, really.
Some uncrafty builders and their awful ceiling installations.
"She was a promising human being."
Just to avoid the embarrassment of suicide.
MINTI wish my life was minty,More Like This
like a safer cigarette,
leaving a good taste in your mouth.
Harmless. Creamy. Opaque.
I wish my life was minty,
like the skinny leaves,
always so weightless,
so you think of taking me with you,
because I’m that easy.
IdiocyI'm thinking, it's really important falling in love with someone who likes the same dopey stuff on TV as you do, cause, you know, 50 years from now, I might get brain hemorrhage or a stroke, or MS, or just be without arms or mouth, and I want that special guy to know that it's the right time to flip the channel.More Like This
Jesus, I don't want to be paralyzed and have to stare at 90210, or Gossip Girl, please no. NO! Star Trek. Yes.
(And I'm so not judging you if you like Gossip Girl, it's just unlikely we'll ever get married.)