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I heard everyone was excited for the movie coming out soon but I can’t afford to watch the movie so I took a copy of it from Jared, who you can read about in “Jared and his Fuckton of Hotdogs”. I’m gonna summarize and review it for all of you who are afraid to spend money on something you don’t know about. Don’t trust Wikipedia, it’s written by idiots. I’m just a average guy and I know what the hell I’m talking about. So here it goes.
Once upon a time there was a country called Pan…panana…Panam (like the airline). And it had thirteen states kind of like America did when it was born except they’re called districts now like in Canada. But anyway, the states were all pissed off at a place called The Catipol so they revolted or something and the Catipol got all angry and blew them up. The bombs must have been really shitty though because everyone survived except f