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30 Ways to Make Rafael Esquivel's Brain Break
1. Deliberately spill Coca-Cola onto his laptop while he is using it.
2. Place the base game system into a wood splitter.
3. Program his TV to automatically turn to a 24/7 triple-X porn channel.
4. Change all of the phone numbers registered into his cell phone to locally-known infomercial-based 1-900 numbers.
5. Chop up onions and hide them in his pillow case.
6. Spray-paint graffiti all over Bumblebee while he is in vehicle mode.
7. Hug him.
9. Forge a letter from Dreadwing that describes feelings of desired passion and romance signed by him and send it to the preteen.
10. Force him to wear a dress.
11. Pay Vince to give him an atomic wedgie and hang him by his underwear in the school's tree.
12. Tell him Ratchet arranged it.
13. Declare it "Pirate Impersonation Day" and go about the day dressed up as a Long John Silver impersonator.
14. Put his glasses into a blender.
15. Hit puree.
16. Burst into his first class yelling about