Spring. Means. War.Do any of you know what this means? No...I wouldn't expect you to. I caught the culprit today as I came in to my post, lurking in wait.More Like This
In California, you see, we pretty much skip the cold harshness of winter snows and go to a bit of rain fall and lush plants-Spring really. It's still Winter, but it only gets worse the closer Spring is. Why?
Spring is Pigeon season.
Let me explain, every Spring we get an army of pigeons at work. They fly into our stairwell, and mock us by building nests on our doormat! Every season, we take the nests to the back of the building so they aren't disrupted by wet feet, and every season my fine marble stairs get coated in a thick layer of pigeon poop.
Take this as a warning friends, and pigeons alike. MY STAIRS ARE MY BABIES. I WILL CUT YOU. So build your nests pigeons, I lie in wait!
P.S. I'm not crazy, and if the parents don't return to the eggs we usually take them to a center that keeps them in incubators until they hatch and release them into t