RIP SAM SIMONCo-creator of the SimpsonsMore Like This
"Dad, you killed zombie Flanders!"
"He was a zombie?"
That was Sam Simon, everyone.
The Mafia watches Shrek is love, Shrek is lifeIt was movie night at Fat Tony's compound and the Springfield mafia was deciding what to watch until Frankie picked out a certain movie that would not sit very well.More Like This
"Frankie picked out a movie for movie night it's one of the Shrek movies," said Legs.
"Even though it's a fucking kids movie, it has Eddie Murphy," said Fat Tony.
"Ah, what the hell let's watch it since I've watched it with Michael several times along with every other Disney and Dreamworks movie."
Later that night the mobsters were getting ready to watch the movie but little did they know that this was a prank by Frankie. This was his way of revenge after they had beat him up.
"Boss, what are we watching tonight?" Asked Louie.
"Since Frankie was too lazy to find adult movies for us to watch tonight we decided to watch a classic from a famous kids franchiese."
"Give us the name of the movie!"
"Shrek, to be exact we're watching Shrek is love, Shrek is life," said Fat Tony.
"WHOA, boss that isn't a real movie it's a trap!" Ex
She Dances With FireShe dances with fire, a dragon in tow.More Like This
Twirling with flames; graceful and slow
She dances tonight, in a city of ash.
Her feet leaving footprints, where the sand will splash.
Quietly mourning, as time goes by;
Where once she beheld a home in her eyes...
Yet naught but the barest of bones remain,
And so she dances, to soothe the pain.