Lisa's Choice Ch. 1(Edit: See Artist comments)More Like This
Lisa's Choice Chapter 1
A Simpsons Fanfic
Disclaimer: This is a bit "dark" and is more of a realistic take on the story set nine years in the future. This will also be Older Lisa x Sideshow Bob
Lisa opened the front door slowly, hoping to not draw her mother's attention. She peaked her head in and didn't see her. If she was lucky her mother wouldn't realize what time it was, and that she was home from school. A wind blew in through a window pulling the door shut with an audible thunk.
"Lisa? That you?"
She was in the kitchen; of course. Probably slaving away on some meal that her fat slob of a father wouldn't appreciate. Neither would her brother. Lisa shook her head, she didn't want to think about Bart right now.
"Yeah mom, it's me. Just going to study."
"Where is your brother?" Lisa had already started up the stairs, but paused to answer.
"He said he was going to hang with some friends." Footsteps exited the kitchen and headed towards her. Lisa cursed
RIP SAM SIMONCo-creator of the SimpsonsMore Like This
"Dad, you killed zombie Flanders!"
"He was a zombie?"
That was Sam Simon, everyone.
The Mafia watches Shrek is love, Shrek is lifeIt was movie night at Fat Tony's compound and the Springfield mafia was deciding what to watch until Frankie picked out a certain movie that would not sit very well.More Like This
"Frankie picked out a movie for movie night it's one of the Shrek movies," said Legs.
"Even though it's a fucking kids movie, it has Eddie Murphy," said Fat Tony.
"Ah, what the hell let's watch it since I've watched it with Michael several times along with every other Disney and Dreamworks movie."
Later that night the mobsters were getting ready to watch the movie but little did they know that this was a prank by Frankie. This was his way of revenge after they had beat him up.
"Boss, what are we watching tonight?" Asked Louie.
"Since Frankie was too lazy to find adult movies for us to watch tonight we decided to watch a classic from a famous kids franchiese."
"Give us the name of the movie!"
"Shrek, to be exact we're watching Shrek is love, Shrek is life," said Fat Tony.
"WHOA, boss that isn't a real movie it's a trap!" Ex