DahvieXJayy storyMore Like This
I don't know why Daniel broke up with me, he just did. Right on stage in front of a whole audience, just as we were about to perform. He didn't know how much I loved him. We were so deeply in love, and it was so hard letting go of him, but I managed to do it with Dahvie around
The night of the brake up, the ride home was painfully silent, neither me or Dahvie spoke a word. When we got back to the house, I slammed the door shut behind me. I didn't bother washing off my smeared makeup or changing, I just dropped down on to my little bed on the floor. Dahvie stood in the doorway "Night, Jayy sorry about what happened" I sighed. "It's okay I guess" I said, trying not to cry. Dahvie started to walk away, then he took one last glance at my miserable face, and the tiny uncomfortable looking mattress on the cold hard ground. He signed. " Hey Jayy?" I looked up at Dahvie. "um " He hesitated. "Do you wanna, um maybe sleep
Ways to Annoy Dahvie and JayyDahvie:More Like This
1. Steal his Monster, drug it, and give it back
2. Tell him his voice is too whiny and nasally
3. Tell him Garrett is waaaay better than him
4. Tell him his hair is girly
5. Use a spray bottle to constantly wet his hair
6. Call him gay 209328529875 times a day
7. Spread the rumor that he and Jayy are together
8. Smudge his make up
9. When he passes out from the drugged up Monster, rape him! ("Drugged up like party monsters, sexed up so grab the condoms" ;D)
10. Draw on his face with permanent marker when he takes his pre-show nap. Hiding all mirrors is optional
11. Steal his laptop and post unreleased songs
12. Tell everyone he raped you, get police involved, possibly ruining his life and career (may back fire. see Jessi Slaughter case)
1. Buy bag of Blow Pops, eat or hide all watermelon flavored ones, offer Jayy bag. Sit back and enjoy his watermelon-less rage (Possibly record and post online)
2. Bend his hula hoop
3. Cut and/or shave his head is a strange pattern
Co- worker Jahvie Ch1 It’s just another typical day with my normal and boring routine. I woke up, brushed my teeth, tried to tame my messy colorful hair, and got dressed for work. I’m starting to hate going to work. My job isn’t bad but the repetition of it every day is starting to make it seem totally boring, but the only good thing about today is that we’re getting a new employee. That’s a good enough change in my routine. I really hope he doesn’t turn out to be a dick.More Like This
When I went to work I headed to the staff room. I greeted everyone and Sally approached me and said, “Have you seen the new employee?” I replied with a simple “no.” “Well the manager said she wants you in her office when you come in.” “Ok thanks for letting me know.” I said and walked towards the manager’s office. I knocked and heard a “come in” from the other side and op
Loveotomy - Javie One-ShotI can live a better life without you on my mindMore Like This
Don't need you to decide without you I'll be fine
"Jayy wait!" I yelled as he grabbed his keys.
"Dahvie, I just.. I can't do this, ok?" he said, looking at me sadly. I knew I looked like shit. I knew that my make-up was fucked up from my tears, and my hair was still fucked up sex hair.
"Jayy please I didn't mean to say it it just slipped out!"
He just shook his head and left, leaving me lying in bed sobbing my heart out.
I should've known something this perfect would've be so damn destructive
I can live a better life without you on my mind
It had all started that morning. Jayy and I had been in a sex-only relationship for a while now. No feelings. Just sex.
I had curled up to his side, using his chest as my pillow, running my fingers over his perfect abdomen.
"You're so perfect." I whispered and I could feel him chuckle as he ran his fingers through my hair.
"Not as perfect as you and your fat cock." he giggled and I smiled.
Dahvie Vanity has seen my Art!! Dahvie Vanity - "In dedication to Rhiannon KAGOE who created this magnificent work of art. Thank you for such an astonishing gift to my eyes. I am mind fucked by your extradionary vision. Marvelous darling."More Like This
I am ridicously happy right now! Not only did he like my drawing of him but it's also gotten great feedback both here and on his accounts. Thank you for all your kind comments, I truly appreciate reading such positive reactions!! :iconloveloveplz:
Questions and answers I asked Jayy Von MonroeQ: Do you have a crush on jeffree Star?More Like This
A: No, we are good buddies.
Q: Will you take a picture of yourself with a dildo and put it on yougotposted.com?
A: No. Sorry Kids.
Q: Have you ever thought of doing a porn video?
A: Haha. No. But I have had pornography pictures taken before.
Q: You shouldnt be self concious cuz all of us LOVE the way you look. And I dont lie about this.
A: Haha Thank you dear>.