This morning Captain has discovered a pair of old Binoculars and dedicated the entire day to the "FINE ART OF OGLING LADIES". Finding non-expired, non-radioactive food? No! Ogling ladies for hours on end is definitely a far more important objective than survival!
At first I've tried to argue, but when Captain handed me a binder filled with "GENTLEM-N'S RULES OF OGLING" I've decided to deal with the situation with sarcasm.
I've looked inside the binder later on and of course it had a piece of paper glued inside with the following:
STEP I: WEAR YOUR FANCIEST WHITE TOP AND PANTALOONS STEP II. ACQUIRE BINOCULAR DEVICE. STEP III. LOCATE OBJECT OF OGLING. STEP IV. OG-GLE. STEP V. MAKE COMMENTARY ABOUT THE VIEW.
Where Captain keeps an antique typewriter that types only in fancy capitals, I wasn't ever able to find out.
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Magic: the Gathering is a strategy-based card game where land (swamps, islands, forests, mountains and plains) constitute the backbone of your spellcasting power. Land cards are the most plentiful cards you can imagine, meaning they get seen by a zillion players. Getting to do land cards is a big deal. I still feel pretty happy with these paintings, though I (like any good artist) see all sorts of problems now. Whatever. 'twas a learning experience.
Drawn by hand, started in Painter XIII, finished in Photoshop 6.