This morning Captain has discovered a pair of old Binoculars and dedicated the entire day to the "FINE ART OF OGLING LADIES". Finding non-expired, non-radioactive food? No! Ogling ladies for hours on end is definitely a far more important objective than survival!
At first I've tried to argue, but when Captain handed me a binder filled with "GENTLEM-N'S RULES OF OGLING" I've decided to deal with the situation with sarcasm.
I've looked inside the binder later on and of course it had a piece of paper glued inside with the following:
STEP I: WEAR YOUR FANCIEST WHITE TOP AND PANTALOONS STEP II. ACQUIRE BINOCULAR DEVICE. STEP III. LOCATE OBJECT OF OGLING. STEP IV. OG-GLE. STEP V. MAKE COMMENTARY ABOUT THE VIEW.
Where Captain keeps an antique typewriter that types only in fancy capitals, I wasn't ever able to find out.
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