The ABC's of Doctor WhoAngels, as a general rule, cause more harm than good.More Like This
Bananas (unlike pears) are good; always bring one to parties.
Count the shadows.
Evil comes in many degrees and packages.
Feel down? Don't use a "Bliss" patch.
Go for the eye(stalks).
Hospitals are bad; avoid whenever possible.
If you're confused about something, don't be afraid to ask questions; fear the answers.
Just smile and nod if the Doctor asks you something you don't understand.
Killing is not (always) the answer.
Life is an adventure, a challenge, a game, and a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference.
Mysteries are made to be solved; dive in headfirst!
Never trust a cat, nun, nurse, or combination of the three.
Options exist for everything, just be sure to take the best one.
Place your faith in only complete strangers and those you can trust.
Quit while you're ahead; it'll all be down
Viva la MASTER- a parodyMore Like This
I used to rule the Earth
Flew my flag on every turf
Now in the morning at the dump I roam
Gnashing my teeth and gnawing bone
I used to tear the sky
Decide who would live or die
Watch as they would cry in pain
At the hands of the Tolcafane
One minute I owned the sea
Next the tide turned round on me
And time reversed before I chose to die
As my friends disappeared, and my enemy cried
I hear old Gallifrey's horns a-blowing
Here it's Christmas and here it's snowing
I can fly but you see right through me
Time is ending but I'm still hungry
Somehow, even though I'm at the top
I don't think that there was ever,
Ever anything of worth
And that was when, I ruled the Earth.
This time there was no alien attack
When they decided to bring me back
Four knocks reprising inside my head
Oh, why couldn't have I just stayed dead?
I'm everyone and everyone's me,
But I'm running out of energy
Not sure what compelled me to say
Just at that time: "Get out of the way!"
I hear old Gallifrey horns a-blo
For the Doctorthere he stood like a strangerMore Like This
amidst all the panic and the danger
he saw them all try to run
he watched them all with grief in his eyes
as he could do nothing but watch them die
though to save them all he tried
he could not break the laws of space and time
"what is meant to happen must always be"
with a heavy heart and conscience said he
filled with regret as he told them he was sorry
countless planets, the whole universe he saved
from innumerable threats and villains depraved
rarely a thank you did he ever get
he never required one, on him you could always depend
the doctor was always there, the universe to mend
action and adventure he wanted to share
sights and wonders beyond compare
companionship was all he asked for
he never really wanted more
on through the ages he constantly travels
the only one to stop space and time before it unravels
he tries to make the best of everything
though at his death, his funeral dirge the planets themselves will sing