PokemonRandomuhmmm ... ok well i shall go to randompokemon.com then .. .~More Like This
1. This Pokémon will cook for you for the rest of your life:
well ... i hope it dont catch on fire ...
2. This Pokémon hates you a lot:
GOOD ._. :icongrumpycat-plz: i hate you too
3. You share your bed with this Pokémon:
well ... fuck.
4. This Pokémon will sit on your lap when you are on the computer:
5. This Pokémon is madly obsessed with you in a creepy/romantic manner:
thats not weird ...
6. This Pokémon will join your team and stay in it forever:
AWWW -3- i FFF HATE THIS THING
7. This Pokemon will kill you slowly and painfully:
getting pecked to death ...
8. This Pokemon has a mother complex and will cling to you all the time:
9. This Pokemon would risk its life to save you from any danger:
10. This Pokemon secretly touches you in your sleep:
11. This Pokemon secretly wants to cu