
Natsu Dragneel VS. CleverbotMore Like This
User: Hi, I'm Natsu Dragneel!
Cleverbot: Because you're illiterate.
User: WHAT DID YOU SAY, BASTARD!?
Cleverbot: What is love?
User: How the hell should I know...
Cleverbot: I thought you were clever.
User: Why thank you.
Cleverbot: Of course. *gives you a big, wet, sloppy kiss*.
User: DO NOT WANT.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite subject?
User: I don't know, but I really like ot eat fire.
Cleverbot: Me too, let's get some.
User: You eat fire too!? :O DO YOU KNOW IGNEEL!?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Oh... *disappointed*.
Cleverbot: She does not know Damon.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: My hands!
User: What about your hands?
Cleverbot: You