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Based on a basis of a true story.There once was a duck. This duck was no ordinary duck. It was a duck that was an actual duck. So the duck, one day, decided to score some blow. So he went to the market and asked the nice old man at the cash register, "Hey fag, got some angel dust?" The nice old man said, "I'm sorry I have no blow, you should not be asking that, it's time for you to go." So the duck went off.
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The duck thought to himself, "How come that nice old man was such a jerk, where else can I find some blow." Then he thought, "Obviously, a convenient store with gas pumps. They must sell blow." So the duck went to the nearest convenient store with gas pumps. So the duck made it to a convenient store with gas pumps and walked in. The duck asked the nice African American lady at the register, "Sup slut, can a subspecies of waterfowl land himself in a pile of gutter glitter?" The nice African American lady said, "Uh you better get out of here, I hate this job, I need to find a better carer." So the duck took hi