Atriark argues with Cleverbot (FoE challenge)User: Um...hello?More Like This
Cleverbot: Yes, hello.
User: Wow, I didn't think you would still be working.
Cleverbot: Would you like cake?
User: Why would I want cake?
Cleverbot: Would you like some tricks?
User: Are you crazy?
User: Okay...what are you?
Cleverbot: A human girl.
User: What the hell is a human?
Cleverbot: What do you think it is?
User: If I knew, I wouldn't have asked you!
Cleverbot: Well, if you had asked me. I wouldn't have answered.
User: I did ask you.
Cleverbot: You are boring you know?
User: I am not!
Cleverbot: How about a nice slice of cheese? for everyone!
User: How can you give me cheese? You don't have hooves.
Cleverbot: How can I have a head if you don't give me more?
Cleverbot: What planet are you from?
Cleverbot: Where is Equestria?
User: How the hell would I know? I'm not an astrology pony.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No, I'm a zebra.
Cleverbot: I know. Do you like me?
User: How do you know what I am?
Cleverbot: Because you k
FO:E OC CLEVERBOT CHALLENGEUser: *whistle trill* Hey Junior, what did you find?More Like This
Cleverbot: *whispers* you want to do it?
User: Oh my... It's a working terminal... A HORNY working terminal.
Cleverbot: There's a formula as to how to talk to a computer?
User: Wow... It's harder to understand than you, Junior. What's are you exactly?
Cleverbot: That's the trouble with electronic communication. It's so far removed from people. You don't get the human effect. Even on the phone you lose 60% of the conversation.
User: I've heard of phones. Pre-War two-way communication devices over wires, right?
User: Ooo... It's smart. It might be smarter than you, Junior. What do ya think, terminal? Are ya smarter than Junior?
User: *Angry beeping* I don't think he agrees.
Cleverbot: Can you be angry?
User: That depends. Are you smarter than me?
User: Yes. I can definitely be angry. Do you know what sound a terminal makes when it gets hit repeatedly with an ax?
Cleverbot: Yes yes.
winds of changethe peasants toil, their hooves bleed raw,More Like This
they mourn those lost to cold cruel laws
the sun burns their eyes, the nights bring fear,
as they hide from monsters far and near
the shadows consume and the sun's to bright,
and they follow blindly what they think is right
they shun their neighbor, and help not their needs,
and blame them for each and every feigned misdeed
their hate and mistrust brings forth freezing storms
dark clouds gather as ponies grumble, and wendigos start to form
these creatures steal warmth and love,
they scorn the owl and kill the dove
ponies are beaten, oppressed and pained,
and they cannot see the chains that bind
chains made from distrust, greed and malice,
our own selves are our greatest falace
we must break our chains and rise and shout
THIS IS NOT WHAT FREEDOM IS ALL ABOUT!
BuriedShout and yell,More Like This
scratch and claw,
screams to silence
fear drenched skin,
wooden walls to an eternal prison,
death calls to you unwanted
beacons of hope swallowed by night
scratch and claw,
shout and yell,
brain is starving
eyes cloud over,
hope is fading,
death is coming
innocence is such perspective,
the pact is signed,
the deal is done.
pant and scratch
sob and and cough
brain is dying
dark things coming
nopony can help you
your in a grave
nothing can save you,
you signed on the line
freedom was wanted,
your greed's weighed in gold
pleasures follyDeaths chill breath fills the nightMore Like This
Luna's eye gives little light,
in a hidden grove deep in a wood,
has a tower many centuries stood
it's jagged tops claw at the sky
it's masonry charred, its eaves do cry
inside it's' ancient crumbling walls,
underground in vacant halls,
there is a room with sputtering light
a beating heart filled with blight
arcane symbols etched in stone,
and in the middles a blackened throne
chained to it is a madpony once wise,
his eyes gouged out in wicked reprise
ancient and breathing ragged short breaths,
its inside his mind the true threat rests
on his now furless skin are scars and runes
and in his head plays an awful tune
beating of drums and maddening chants
might be heard within this madponie's rants
his mind is a maze, his body a tomb,
cursed to imprison a creature from insanities womb
wicked green eyes, gnashing teeth,
the demon inside does snarl and seethe
forever imprisoned in his own mind,
it is not his body the chains do bind
wandering the maze in et
shadows reignthrough blood and tearsMore Like This
i live through my fears..
shadows chase me and demons appear
they laugh and they tease, they burn and they sear
i'd' tear out my eyes but i already can't see..
i just want love.. i want to be free..
i want the warmth i once had..
the feel of fur and scent that drove me mad..
now i'm alone in the freezing cold.. nopony to save me or lend a helping hoof..
the wandererthe moon is brightMore Like This
it givescold light
as darkness crreps
in shadows deep
alone soul walks
through the shades of time
it fights thos demons
that cloud its mind
it carie a sword
it carries a shield
but the sword is blunt
theshield is cracked
but regardles the lone figure trots forward
never back, never back
its eyesdart across the sapeless land, glancing upon the mounds of dead
memories lost, things that never were
things that cannever be
dark tendrils of anger, black wings of regret
the denons follow they hunt, they stalk
the warrior knows this, but pushes forward through the dark,
lunas cold and watchful eye gazes always upon them
the figure has a goal know where it need go
deeper into the forest it does trot, sword sheathed at it side, shield latched upon its back
many days it does march, but hidden to mind are such concepts as time,
as even luna stops her restless gaze,
the trees so dense no goddess or god or entity may see.
eveen its stalker begin to stumble and trip, but they are a
Thank youa mare to always look up to,More Like This
one who loves you through and through,
a mare who believes you no matter who you are,
who in their eyes they'll always your shining star,
who no matter what, in your darkest days
will offer a hoof, and clear the clouds with shining rays
who is always there for hugs and love,
who accepts you no matter you be crow or dove,
who making you smile is their goal
who is wise and strong in mind and soul
who will never leave your side, even when worlds apart
who helps you learn moderation and listen to matters of the heart
who will yank you out of darkness and be your guiding light,
who will be your ears and eyes when you are deaf and have lost your sight
who accepts you for all you are and more
who is the guardian of your spirits door...
thank you mom
a stallion to always look up to
one who knows just what to do,
he who pushes and spurns you on
and who keeps you striving for the dawn
who is hardworking and stable and self sustained
and who sees his sons