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NDSSG: '2814: Gaining Weight'
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Ned Bigby in:
"Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide: '2814: Gaining Weight'"
(NDSSG introductory music)
Ned: *slovenly waddles into Mr. Sweeney's class, his stuffed belly surprisingly bigger than usual*
Mr. Sweeney: (confused) Mr. Bigby, why is your belly as big as a small beach ball?
Ned: Sorry, Mr. Sweeney, I had a HUGE breakfast at Caelan's house. *pats his sloshing belly*
Mr. Sweeney: Well, Mr. Bigby, you're in luck because I've been working on this lesson all night while you were at Caelan's house. OK, class, today we will be learning about Mr. Bigby's favorite subject, the human stomach and its digestion cycle. When you eat, the food dematerializes, and goes into your stomach for nourishment.
(The bell rings, finally signaling time for lunch)
Ned: Mmm...Lunch. FINALLY. Oh, sorry. A tip: If you visit a gluttonous friend's house, accept his offer for a sleepover and a "Transformers" movie marathon and get ready to EAT BIG. *walks to the Cafeteria*
*Ned gets a TON of fattening f