SiriRem DRABBLES1. IRONYMore Like This
"You need more brown makeup "
"Sirius, remind me again why you're forcing me to be a WEREWOLF for Halloween?"
"Because the irony is hilarious."
2. OCCUPATIONAL HAZARD
Remus spent the rest of the early morning tending to Sirius's fresh wounds silently. The animagus tried to start conversation, but the werewolf only replied with simple, one-worded answers.
"Sorry I bloodied you up. Again."
"It's fine, occupational hazard."
"I want to argue about paint."
"Regular couples argue about paint, I want to argue about paint."
"Yes, Sirius, regular just-married couples who actually care about that kind of thing."
"I wonder if putting stickers on my wand would affect my magic."
"It would affect how gay you are, Pads."
5. NIGHT SWEATS
Remus can never sleep the night before a full moon. He stays up all night, shivering among cold dampness, worried about who he'll hurt tomorrow. He squeezes his eyes shut, tryin