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Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts.
The giant squid is not an appropriate date for the yule ball.
Starting a betting pool in the fate of this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.
Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms.
I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.
42 is not the question to everything on the OWLs.
I am not to owl copies of the evil overlord to suspected Death Eaters.
I will not take out life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
Professor Flitwicks first name is not Yoda.
I am not the Defense Against the Boring Classes professor.
When fighting death eaters in the annual June battle of Good vs. Evil I will not lift my wand skywards an shout "There can only be ONE!!
I will not say the Phrase "Dude, get a life. To lord Voldemort.
I will not put books of muggle fairy t