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"Dudes, check it out! We totally got this awesome-ass party about to start! Ad what's even better! We got a super sexy new girl as the girl we could be in a closet with! Check ___ out! I'd so tap that man! ROCK, ROCK, ROCK!" America shook his head furiously with excitement. You stood, uncomfortable by his rather odd introduction for you.
"Why hello there, love. It's quite nice to meet you, please excuse America's foul manners and atrocious behavior..." Britain smiled cheerfully.
"Man, what the hell is that supposed to mean? Are you trying to scare me with intimidating vocabulary? Try again! Those words were definitely made up!"
"Shut up you narcissistic wanker!" Britain and America began to fight.
"I apologize mon chérie, they're often like this. But do not fear! I hate both of them, and do not care to associate with either!" France pressed his body against yours. "I can be yours, sweet dear...o-honhon.." You uncomfortably shifted backwards.
"I-it's okay, France...si