SpongeBob Learns the True Meaning of X-Mas: Ch. 3Chapter 3:More Like This
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When Christmas Eve came, SpongeBob stood on top of the tree dome wearing glowing gold armor that Candy gave him and there was a magical jet pack on his back. (Great, now I'm thinking of Rocket Knight Adventures on the Genesis/Mega Drive.) He was carrying a shield with a cross on it and a really cool gold sword. (Painted in fake gold.) Patrick wore a pretty Christmas scarf and stood on the sidelines with Candy, who was holding a Bible.
"I hope Santa gets here soon," Patrick said.
"I just hope this works," SpongeBob said, sounding nervous.
"It will work! Just have faith in yourself and God!" Candy shouted.
"OK! I have faith in myself and God!" SpongeBob said, sounding more confident. (And repeating what Candy said.)
Suddenly, the sound of sleigh bells filled the air and Santa's sleigh landed in front of SpongeBob. "Ho ho ho! Wait, what's this?" Santa asked. (Are you stuck in another crappy fa