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Beavis: Hey Butthead. Check out these night crawlers I found in the parking lot.
Butthead: Woah. *grabs intercom* Da duh da duh da duh night crawler!
Teacher: Senor Butthead. Como es juan.
Butthead: Uh, burritos.
Teacher: No no, como es juan. Como es juan.
Butthead: Uh, guacomole.
Teacher: No Senor Beavis. Como es juan.
Beavis: Um, spagetti.
Teacher: Spagetti? That's Italian, you moron. Damn it, you idiots have been in this class for almost a whole school year and the only Spanish you know is what you learned at Taco Bell. And Beavis can't even get that right. I'm gonna give you little bastards ten seconds to give me a sentence in Spanish and if you can't, you're both going to the principle's office and you're both flunking. Well I'm waiting.
Butthead: Uh, *gibbrish* Rico Suave.
Teacher: Principle's office, now!
Beavis: *Cog wheels turning in head* Uh, Taco Supreme!
Teacher: Get out! Now!