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to run back into your
ignited embrace
but im the poison gas to your
fragility
i'll set you ablaze with
licks of fire
my heart is blacker
than hard-boiled ash
so don't touch me
don't you dare
though my tick-
tocking mind screams for me
to trip back into you
my insides know it isn't fair
im not a ribcaged china doll
im not your angel in disguise
ive lied to you in depressed blues
and screamed through manic highs
just promise if you find me out
you wont be mad or cry
im doing this so you can just
- tip me over and
pour
me
out.

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Do not assume (if I hold the door for you),
that I am making a statement
about your inabilities
to open the door for yourself.
If you hold it for me,
I'll say 'thankyou'.
Do not assume (if I pay for the meal),
that I am underestimating
your earning capacity
as a woman.
If you invite me out for a meal,
you're paying.
Do not assume (if I defend your rights),
that I am belittling
the attempts that you have made
to defend your rights yourself.
If you defend my rights,
I'll consider you human.