my first attempt at a WTF ficOk so this is my first attempt at a troll fic so . I didn't really try that hard with this one so BE AFRAID!!!!More Like This
The Time When the Grape Pony and the Owl-Thingy made Sexy-time!
Written by Tomy Henry after another root beer and cheese-it fest
Ok so, this one time, there was this little purple horsey thingy who lived in a tree, and her name was Twilight Sparkle 'cus she's a vampire pony and she wanted to make sex with a werewolf from Antarctica. One day she was all pissed off because Fluttershy turned into a tree and crapped acorns in her hay fries, what the hell are hay fries? Are they any different then sweet potato fries, cus I ate those once and I puked all over my grandma's wig, and then she beat my head with a penguin.
But back to me ruining childrens' dreams, one day Sparkley Horse was all like "Spike, get the fook out, I'm gonna go fook a aminal-thingy!" and then she threw the little dragon thingy out the window and it landed on a glass porcupine. Then Twinkle sta