Paul Blart vs The Animatronics Preveiw11:00 PM on a Tuesday West Orange MallMore Like This
The mall had closed for the day everyone inside had gone home the shops were all closed the P.A. system had just gone silent yep it was as quite as a mouse. Except for a slight whirring noise of a Segway traveling to the food court. Yes you were lied to there was one man left a local hero he was Paul Blart. Paul had decided to stay after today to do some investigating for you see people had gone missing in his mall security guards mostly working at a new restaurant that opened up in the food court, Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.
As the mall cop approached he got weird feeling in his gut, acting accordingly he got out a lollipop and put it in his mouth and went on in the doors unlocked for some odd reason. As he moved about the place he eyed the Animatronics their eyes almost seemed to follow him around. Eventually
Death Battle: Freddy Krueger vs. Tohru AdachiMore Like This
The Crypt Keeper: The freaks and geeks have spoken, kiddies!
Rod Serling: Our combatants are about to drive into a realm of senseless violence, of a theoretical gladiatorial arena hosted in the pop cultural landscape... next stop, Death Battle.
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Adachi groaned as he raised from the stiff and decidedly uncomfortable bed, massaging his temples. The pounding in his brain made him feel like he was tangoing with the worst hangover of his life, but he knew that wasn't true. He never had drink in months, especially not since he was incarcerated. He supposed he only slept on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
But then, this was a prison bed, every side was wrong for God knew so many reasons.
The scourge of Inaba pinched the bridge of his nose, focused on the accumulative headache festering in his skull like a cancer, took a deep breath... and counted to three.
An Open Letter to WBLNOTE: I originally wanted to send this as a PM to the addressee, but by the recommendation of many of my colleagues, I'm making this message public.More Like This
This is going to hurt, as does any exposure of your flaws. However, what I'm saying is completely candid and comes from your conduct throughout when I've known you. If I wanted to lie to you, I'd pretend to be a girl and try to get you to shove a medallion up your butt or drink your own semen mixed with Fanta for my amusement. I'd rather try to help you.
Here’s the problem: it's you. It's definitely, obviously you. I know you want blame everything else. You want to say that you're being bullied or trolled or some stupid bullshit like that. If there is one person who is ruining your life so thoroughly, it's yourself.
This is not an issue you're having exclusively with the Station Wagon, right? I know that; I've been reading your journals. You flip your lid when someone so much as acknowledges
Rewriting PhaseNote that thanks to me planning on rewriting CotLE, Revolver Chronicles, a few character bios and coming up with even MORE new OC'sMore Like This
I've decided that a lot of my current shit is going to be retconned. This includes much of the crap from the VF Promo. Yeah, admit it, some of the stuff there was VERY VERY poorly written.
Well, because I'm starting to maybe "mature" a bit more, and somehow start to have better ideas of proofreading come into my head, I can actually start to revise my current content at least and make it all better.
So note, some of my current stuff from a few years ago
IS ALL USELESS AND STUPID SHIT NOW. This also includes some of the VF Promo (the current works I'm going to be working on will only have loose stuff from it that's rewritten) and the journal version CotLE (I was new to dA at the time and had no idea what I was doing).
The reason why that isn't removed just yet is that I still need some of the info I put down at the end of each chapter, a la copy-and-past