Hitchups: Damned IMore Like This
"Those slug-munching, worm-trousered, cot-fouling, thrice-damned!"
Not even the wind could drown out the curses shouted into Hiccup's ears.
"I am going to break their knees backwards with the handle of my axe!" Astrid swore. "I'm going to geld each and every one of them so that no woman will ever have to suffer their children, and I'll rid the world of their arrogant, insufferable"
"Astrid," Hiccup said again with a measured calm. "You are hurting me."
The deadly grip she had on his sides barely lessened.
"Trust meI'm restraining myself as much as I can," she said with a dark promise in her tone.
Hiccup took that as an apology and focused flying due east.
The silence lasted only a moment before Astrid lost her cool again.
"Argh!" she screamed in his ear. "The nerve!"
"Save it for the Meatheads, will you?" Hiccup snapped. He had been trying to keep a level head himself, but Astrid's insistence of expressing her rage at the situation fed
Tale of the Jungle Part 1My name is Marcus and this is my story.More Like This
I’ve just turned 18 and things between me and my foster family have taken a bad turn. You see, there’s this girl called Beryl that my family want me to hook up with. The problem is she’s needy, selfish and a complete diva.
I’ve confronted my foster parents about her, but unfortunately Beryl was in the same room at that time and both she and my foster parents didn’t take my opinion very well.
How bad did it went? Well, Beryl got into a massive strop, demanding that I apologise for my actions tomorrow morning and stormed off. My foster parents gave me a massive telling off for speaking my mind, claiming that I’m throwing away a bright future with Beryl.
If only they knew what she’s really like.
After I told them that I’ll only settle down the right girl, I stormed off into the jungle (which is where our home in the village is stationed) to clear my head.
I tend to walk about in the jungle quite a bit
Monster Club (Chapter 1)More Like This
The sky cried powerful tears over Abraham's head. He pulled his coat over his head and continued to run down the dirt road, which was quickly turning to mud beneath this torn and blood covered sneakers. He had been running for what felt like weeks, but for what only could have been a few days. Nothing looked familiar to him…which is what he wanted. The trees toward over him like great leafy giants, glaring at him…challenging him. Lightning stuck over head, lighting the sky with its deadly and brilliant lights. The thunder clap was like a loud roar, daring him to continue his made race. Nature itself conspired against him...it fought him.
"Go ahead," he growled to himself, "it's not like life's done me any favors before."
The truth was that Abraham Singer had been running for most of his life. He had no home to speak of…and he had no adults to call parents. To the common eye, Abraham Singer was just a simple 15 year old orphan boy. However, it wasn't pity Abraham wanted…nor was it empat
The Dragon GirlA girl was running hard through a dark forest. She was terrified as she dodged every branch that threatened to hit her but failed every other time.More Like This
She had just escaped the dungeons in a village of Vikings that were hell bent on both killing dragons and taming the most dangerous ones to attack other villages with.
And because of her gift, they were planning to use her to do it.
“DON’T LET THE GIRL GET AWAY!”
The girl gasped as she heard the Vikings behind her and just kept running.
“Mammy? Why dey chase you?” Came a tiny little voice from her arms. And the voice wasn’t human.
The girl didn’t answer as she just focused on running.
She had to get away before those Vikings could capture her again! And all because of her….unique ability.
The girl then yelped as she skidded to a stop before a cliff.
“Crap.” She squeaked as she panting heavily. “We’re trapped!”
“Mammy. I scare
Dragon TG TF Chapter 5."Up and at em boys and girls!" shouts Vashriel, bursting through the metal door and scaring me half out of my skin. Twilight is slower to wake though, just like I used to be. "The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and it's a wonderful day to be alive!"More Like This
Vashriel is carrying an enormous leather saddle over his shoulder that looks like it weight a hundred pounds, and outside I see his dragon Chaff already harnessed up. He throws the bulky thing onto the ground in front of me.
I ask, in a good mood from a good night's rest.
"Nope," says Vash with a smile. "Can't afford to feed ya, you're gonna have to catch your own breakfast later. Twilight can grab something quick from the kitchen after she saddles you."
"What's going on?" asks Twilight, standing up and rubbing the sleep from her eyes.
"Flying lessons," answers Vash with a wild look in his eye.
Vash refuses to actually help us put the saddle on, but he offers all kinds of advice and instruction, most of which I think was purposefull
Dragon TG TF Chapter 2."On your feet boy," he says casually. I warily stand up, careful not to make any sudden moves. I'm soaking wet from the river and shivering from the cold and from fright.More Like This
"True what he said?"
"Yes sir," I say with my head down.
"How much d'ya steal?"
I immediately, though still slowly, pull out the wad of bills from my pocket. Straightening out the paper I count a petty thirty dollars, and hand it over to him.
He glances down at the money in his hand, juts his jaw, then his eyes dart back to me. I just stand there shivering, awaiting whatever judgment he might pass. I must look pathetic.
"Eaten lately?" he asks. He turns around, holstering his weapon, and flips open a pocket on the side of his dragon's saddle. He pulls out a flask, which he drinks from, then a square package wrapped in brown wax paper. He opens it up to reveal a sandwich, which he tears down the middle and hands half to me.
I silently take the food. Sliced meat, real cheese, tomatoes, rye bread it's enough to nea
Dragon TG TF Chapter 1."Stop! Thief!"More Like This
Oh great, I'm boned.
I break into a run with the wallet, opening it up as I sprint in between pedestrians. I quickly stuff the bills into my pocket without counting them. The man is hot on my tail and mad as a bull. He kind of looks like a bull too: a broad shouldered, balding, red faced man in a tailored suit plowing his way towards me. He's gaining on me.
I throw the wallet at him and he ignores it entirely. He has eyes only for me.
I start really running now, he means business. I sure know how to pick them; not only did he feel me lift his wallet, he was also prepared to murder me for it.
He's almost caught up with me when I duck into an alleyway, using an old couple as cover in hopes that I might lose him. It doesn't work, and now I'm trapped.
"You!" he shouts as rounds the corner, laughing crazily and coughing as he tries to catch his breath. "Thought you'd get away didn't ya? Didn't nobody tell you it's wrong to steal?"
Well, yes. Someone did in fact tell me it was
The dragon reportIt was a clear day, not a cloud in the sky, a normal person would feel great in this kind of weather, unfortunately i'm not a normal personMore Like This
"if a nearby Psychic is reading my thoughts at the current moment, then allow me to explain why im here".
"my name is Edge, Edge Acein to be exact, i know kinda weird name, but i like it, im 17 years old, anyway where was I" i asked myself in confusion.
"oh yeah now i remember, the reason im here is because i have to do a report, and believe it or not i chose to investigate dragons" i sighed
"the thing is i was hopeing to just get all the info i needed on the internet, then spend the rest of my summer sleeping, but..." i sighed louder then befor
"all i could find was strange sightings, and bunch of other stuff and it all happened around a nearby mountain, it doesnt take a genuis to put two and two together, and come up with results that the dragons must live in that mountain".
"i wanted to sleep in my comfy bed for days on end, trust me, one time s