25 ReasonsMore Like This
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I've just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me.."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
The Morning After... Update Cover Page IncludedMore Like This
The Morning After...
The young woman awoke in bed sitting partially up, extending her arms over her head. She felt the familiar hardwood headboard as well as the plastered wall against her knuckles, as she dug her delicate heels into the soft silky sheets, her smooth supple calves tracing it, trying to stretch every muscle in her finely toned body all the way to her toes. She still felt tired, but very relaxed and she knew her hair had to be a mess... she had had a great night, which proceeded well into the early morning...
In her right hand was a medium sized stuffed kitty; a white tiger with black stripes and piercing blue eyes. It was so cute and fluffy she had named it Fluffball Number 2... and hugged it lovingly to her chest, squeezing the fluffiness out of it. It was bought and given to her by the man she was with last night... he had showed her everything a Man was suppose to show her, which he had promised so long ago and gave her everything she needed and more. S