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Do not assume (if I hold the door for you),
that I am making a statement
about your inabilities
to open the door for yourself.
If you hold it for me,
I'll say 'thankyou'.
Do not assume (if I pay for the meal),
that I am underestimating
your earning capacity
as a woman.
If you invite me out for a meal,
Do not assume (if I defend your rights),
that I am belittling
the attempts that you have made
to defend your rights yourself.
If you defend my rights,
I'll consider you human.
An Introduction to OrgcoreThe Orgcore punk, also known as the beardpunk, is a mysterious vinyl-hunter-gatherer, evolved from the now-extinct hardcore and post-punk scenes. They are most easily found in their ancestral homeland of Gainesville, FL in late October. They subsist almost entirely on cheap booze, bacon, pizza crusts, and, on special occasions, sandwiches. They are insulated by plaid-patterned shirts as well as their shaggy neckbeards. They are polytheistic, worshiping many diverse, hairy gods such as Brendan Kelly, Chuck Ragan, St. Paddy Costello, Blake Schwarzenbach, and Brian Fallon, although the last is considered by some to be a false idol. Many make a yearly trek to scenic north-central Florida to display their beards, beer bellies and tattoos and to participate in religious services at venues such as Common Grounds, The Venue, the Market St. Pub and The Atlantic. The beardpunk thrives in its natural habitat of Gainesville, as well as in small herds in other metropolitan areas such as Richmond, CMore Like This