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How God Created One DirectionGod: You know how we made females bleed every month to make them strong?More Like This
Jesus: Yeah
God: Well it didn't work
Jesus: What do you mean
Jesus: They cry and break out and gain 5 pounds once a month
Jesus: Isn't that enough
God: No
Jesus: ....
God: We must make them stronger
Jesus: But it's too late no-
God: No
God: We'll create five superior beings
Jesus: What is tha-
God: Listen Jesus...
God: We'll use a whole bottle of essence of sexy on one
Jesus: That sounds risky don't you t-
God: Listen
God: A whole bottle of adorable extract on another
God: Half a bottle of rainbow oil and dried puppies on the third
God
Transformers Animated Fanfiction Pt 1The tiny Sparkling's optics flickered open, bright blue with light blue pupils. Her tiny servos reached into the air as she began wailing. Her mother held the child against her, panting heavily and optics flickering. She rasped, "Sparkfly… your name is Sparkfly…."More Like This
The mother let out a sigh and went limp, still holding 'Sparkfly' against her tiny chassis. The baby gurgled and reached for her mother. She continued to make baby sounds until she became hungry and set up a wail. Her wail fell upon deaf audio receptors, for her mother's Spark no longer functioned. Sparkfly sobbed and cried, trying to awaken her mother from her endless,
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