Hetaloid!France x Reader [Heartbreak]More Like This
Hetaloid!France x Reader [Heartbreak]
Hetaloid x Reader
France (Francis) x Reader
The tree was decorated, the feast was in the oven, the snow was falling outside and there were presents under the tree. Christmas had come again. Your parents sat you down and pointed to a gigantic box. It looked as if a human could fit in it. You tore off the wrapping and gasped at what was inside.
A France Hetaloid!
You thanked your parents and read the instructions. ‘A glass of wine should be just fine’. Your dad carried it up the stairs to your room and placed it on the floor. You opened the lid of the box and disappeared down stairs. You sweetly asked your father if you could have a glass of wine. Your father looked completely shocked. You then said it was in order to wake up the Hetaloid, and he finally gave way. Carrying the glass of wine up stairs, you gently closed the door. Looking back at the box you said:
“Would you like some wine?”
The Hetaloid opened his eyes, looked
How God Created One DirectionGod: You know how we made females bleed every month to make them strong?More Like This
God: Well it didn't work
Jesus: What do you mean
Jesus: They cry and break out and gain 5 pounds once a month
Jesus: Isn't that enough
God: We must make them stronger
Jesus: But it's too late no-
God: We'll create five superior beings
Jesus: What is tha-
God: Listen Jesus...
God: We'll use a whole bottle of essence of sexy on one
Jesus: That sounds risky don't you t-
God: A whole bottle of adorable extract on another
God: Half a bottle of rainbow oil and dried puppies on the third
God: On the fourth we'll use the last of the 'you me bed now' syrup
Jesus: .... and the fifth?
God: Sassy potion
Jesus: .... okay .... but how will this make them stronger?
God: We'll add one musical steroid to each
Jesus: I still don't see...
God: They'll be homosexual
Jesus: Ah very clever
God: Do you see now?
Jesus: The survivors will be indestructible
LOTR reader x various (jokes for all~!)Reader x Aragorn, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Gollum, Elrond, Boromir, FrodoMore Like This
"What's your name?"
Aragorn glanced down at you, wiping the blood from his brows and trying to stand up straight after that battle.
"Aragorn, high king of Gondor."
"What's the colour of the sky?"
Aragorn raised his head, looking at the sky. It was a foggy blue, wisp of grey remaining. Mordor's darkness was receding.
"Blue, fitting for our victory."
"What's the opposite of down?"
Now Aragorn was confused, watching you smile and leave. It wasn't until Gandalf was beside him that Aragorn asked about the event.
"What would come from knowing Aragorn, blue, and up?"
Gandalf gave a knowing smile as a certain dwarf let out a heavy laugh.
"Aragorn blew up! Are ya that slow?"
Aragorn gave a faint smile as he figured it out. It was good news that the people once more could make such jokes. This was a new era. The fourth age. And only Aragorn could make such a joke sound epic and courageous in the last l
AxisxreaderxAllies Part 2More Like This
AxisxreaderxAllies Part 2
You woke up and saw that Ludwig felt a pressence.
"It's seems they're here" Ludwig said and stood up
"Hai I agree" Kiku said and stood up and took off his jacket
"Say what?" Feliciano said
"What's going on?" You said and rubbed your eyes
"It's the Verdammt Allied" Ludwig said and took his gun, Kiku pulled out his sword and Feliciano waved a white flag. You gave them a confused look and look up and saw five men standing on a cliff above you.
"HAHAHAH! LISTEN TO ME IN MY TOTAL HERO VOICE GUYS!" you hear an american accent
"CHINA I CHOSE YOU!" the loud american screamed. the chinese man jumped down the cliff and hit Ludwig with his wok the rest of the men jumped down and surrouned you four.
"Great we caught them all" The american said but then they suddenly stopped. The ground start shaking and a man was rising from the water. He has brown hair and dressed like an old roman and then he starts sing.
"Listen as I tell you what hell would be"
To begin with all
SebastianxReader: Maid ServiceMore Like This
The young master of the house sat behind his desk looking at the paperwork in front of him. His eye patch covered his right eye leaving only his left deep blue eye visible. He sighed and reached for his tea cup taking a drink of the Earl Gray tea. The tall butler with raven black hair walked over to the desk.
“Is something wrong young master?” Sebastian asked looking down at his master with his red eyes. His eyes could clearly see the tension in his master’s shoulders and how he gripped his tea cup too hard.
Ciel groaned releasing his tea cup. “It seems we’re getting a new servant.” He leaned back in his chair rubbing his forehead.
“A new servant sir?” Granted the ones they had were useless and caused Sebastian to have to do more work to keep everything running in the mansion. However, they weren’t kept for their abilities to clean. A new servant may not have the same abilities that the others had.
“My aunt is insisting on it.
NordicsxLittle!Reader Bad Influence IcelandIceland was sitting in the living room with Mr. Puffin on the table eating fish and watching Supernatural. Things were quiet and peaceful. Everyone was gone things were peaceful.More Like This
"Why are you such a dick to (name)?" Well there goes the moment.
"What are you talking about?"
"Come on bro, seriously we all see it you're a dick, well I wouldn't say dick around her cause I'm not paying her 25 cents but why don't you try to be less douchy."
"You owe me a dollar Senor Puffin." (Name) came out of nowhere; she popped her head out from behind the couch. Mr. Puffin rolled his eyes and flew up to the couch and buried his head inside the cushions and pulled out four quarters. She gave him a salute and jumped on the couch, and looked at Iceland.
"Can we watch a movie?"
"Can we watch a movie, you can choose if you want." Iceland looked down at her with his 'wtf face'.
'What's with this kid why does she want to be around me, can she see that she bugs the shit out of me to no end, well not re