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Father's Voice InboxSorry for the terrible delay, I haven't had too much inspiration lately... Thanks to all my reviewers! There's another chapter, featuring my favourite KND character, Father himself! This one features an exclusive self-insert as well.
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Welcome...Wait a minute, you're not welcome at all. Anyways, you have reached the most evil villain in the history of ever, which is me, Father! I'm not available to take your call right now...or at any time later, so I don't even understand why you bother. I have no idea why I even bought this thing. Whatever, if I have eaten enough Rocky Road, maybe I'll feel like calling you back. If you're one of those lousy snot-nosed KND brats, press 1 and PREPARE TO BE DESTROYED! (pause) Yeah, now that feels better. If you're an adult villain...well, I don't care. If you're my Delightful Children, press 2 and I'll answer when I feel like it, which is probably never. If this is Grandfather, press 3 - I'll call you as soon as I can, Pappy, just don't feed me br
Numbuh 4's Voice InboxI would normally say I'm sorry for the HUGE delay, but that'd be lame, since I always say that. Sheesh, I haven't updated in exactly 4 months...Anyways, I hope this Numbuh 4 (wow, same as the number of months...) chapter will bring a smile on your face Thanks a lot for the kind reviews, they were the ones who made me go on writing this!
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Well, hi, I'm Numbuh 4 of the Kids Next Door and I'm here to kick butt! Yeah, take this...and this...and this too! *mimicking fight sounds in background* Oh, unless you're Numbuh...uh...three, in which case you should...uh...press...say, three and uh... I'll...*giggles* reply-as-soon-as-I-can! *cough* But, in case you're a cruddy adult, press 1 and I'll make it my personal duty to send ya evil butts all back to Cleveland, where ya came from! I'll teach you not to mess with the mighty brave Numbuh fo -
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