PunchdrunkMore Like This
The beam of sunlight shone from the gap between the curtain and window and directly into her face. Twilight's eyes slowly opened and then snapped shut in the glare. Just like Celestia to ensure her prize student is up and at 'em. Didn't anypony tell her I have an alarm clock?
"Just let me sleep for a bit longer. Please?" she whined weakly. She tried her best to return to her slumber, but the light was insistent; a sudden pain in her head joined in. Well, no rest for the wicked, I suppose. I'm not sure how that includes me, though... Her head throbbed again and she remembered the previous evening.
Oh wait; that's right. Wicked. That's me.
Her head throbbed more insistently, quickly growing into an even sharper pain. I don't know how it's possible, but I swear I can actually see my heartbeat... She moaned piteously.
Then the alarm clock kicked in.
She yelped in pain and shock, knocking the clock off the bedside table. It landed with a