119 Ways to Annoy Legolas119 Ways to Annoy LegolasMore Like This
1.) Ask if he wears sloshing;
2.) And if his hair's collour is actually white-blonde;
3.) And if it is, ask why his eyebrows are darker than his hair;
4.) Tell everybody he wears contact lens;
5.) Call him Leggy;
6.) Or Legsie;
7.) Or Lil'Leggy;
8.) Spread he is Orlando Bloom in disguise;
9.) Attack him with a wild kiss when he's distracted;
10.) Ask Aragorn to play with Legolas dressed as a pirate;
11.) Tell him the theory about flying hobbits has inspired Santos Drummont to create his first airplane;
12.) Call him "Leagues";
13.) Say that he's really look like Lestat de Lioncourt and ask if he's not his brother;
14.) Ask if he used to take a bath when they were at the battle;
15.) Ask if he drives something else besides a horse;
16.) Say out loud in front of him that elves don't really exist;
17.) Braid ALL his hair when he's sleeping;
18.) When he's speaking in Elvish, say that you can't understand his French because of his bad accent;
BirthLizard gritted his teeth against the jolts of searing pain wracking his body. The jolts were coming harder and faster now. He dragged himself out of the cracked, burnt rocking chair and gingerly felt his swollen round stomach.More Like This
Stumbling suddenly from the onslaught of another painful jolt, he staggered against the nearest walk, snarling at the way his body was unable to move as easily as he wanted it to. Hed always been one of, if not the most, agile of the pack, infamous for his out-standing hunting skills and for his resilience.
He never gave up. Ever.
Grumbling, he struggled out of the bedroom, his fingers splayed out across the dirty wall for balance. Lizard felt grateful that he was on the ground floor and not upstairs, where hed have had to fight against falling down the steep staircase.
Reaching a scorched, wooden cabinet, he wrenched one of the drawers open, finding a walkie-talkie lying in a thick layer of dust. He quickly snatched it up.
RatsIt was silent here, here in the place light never shown, silent all but for the rats. They squeaked and skittered all over. They were an alive and moving sea of fur. Fur with teeth. They disregard the fast that I, being human, should be at the top of the food chain. They gnaw at me. They do this to spite me. They know of our current conditions. The cretins can move where they please, live their lives out in freedom, be happy and multiply. I am the highest being here, and yet, I am trapped here, in these four walls.More Like This
Gift-Fic: V-e-x-e-nXig/Vex- A Change of TastesMore Like This
The scent of fast food permeated the air as a corridor of darkness was opened at the doorway of Vexen's laboratory. As the Academic turned around to see who had interrupted his latest experiment, all that was immediately in his line of vision was a brown paper bag that held two boxes of unmistakeably Chinese food.
That was when his stomach rumbled. He couldn't remember the last time he took a break-
"Three days, two nights, 84 hours if you want to be right on the money."
Vexen yanked the bag out of the hand that was holding it.
"I do not recall needing you to track the last time I've eaten or slept thank you very much, II."
The one eyed Nobody grinned. "Well, since you don't take care-"
"I can take care of myself just fine; you just intend to irk me whenever you are around."
Xigbar smirked and wandered towards the Academic.
"I brought it here but it also has my dinner in it, you know."
"No eating within the lab-" He was cut off, Xigbar yanking his box out of
Oh My ButtonsMy Goddaughter can say 'Link!'More Like This
She points at my 3DS and when I take it out she taps on the Triforce and says 'Link'
I've never been so proud~ :iconbwavoplz:
Peace (A Caryl Fanfic)Her eyes opened slowly to the start of a new day. Carol awoke to a melancholy feeling inside her, considering yesterday a large portion of the group left to investigate the town. More importantly, Daryl was still gone. She sat up from her prison bed, looking around. She found Hershel holding Judith in his arms quietly.More Like This
" Hey, how is she? " Carol said.
Hershel replied with, " She's doin' alright. " Then, the baby began to cry. Hershel chuckled a bit and said, " I guess she's a little hungry too. "
Carol laughed with Hershel and said back to him, " Here, I'll take care of that. " Hershel slowly handed Judith into Carol's arms. Judith was plopped down into Carol's embrace with tears still pouring out of her eyes. Carol shushed her and rocked her as she walked over to the supplies room. As soon as she found a bottle, she slowly put it inside of Judith's mouth. Instantly, the whining child was put into a luxury of peace when the milk flowed from the bottle and into her mouth. Carol smiled h
::RANT:: Online Bullying<While I'm not as fluent and awesome and eloquent like my girlfriend with her rants, I have to get this out of my system.>More Like This
So I totally understand the bullying thing. Not necessarily why people like being bullies, but I understand why the majority of people get so offended when witnessing it. And obviously online bullying has become such a huge thing, especially with kids who have some weird fascination with stalking some "poor" classmate, texting and posting on personal and public social media groups and profiles about how that person is a slut, or worthless, or what-have-you, and should go kill themselves. Okay. I get that. Those kids are assholes, and should get put through some equally humiliating matter that would make them see how big of an asshole and a bully they really are. Anywho, I'm not ranting because I ran into something of this degree today, but something all the more irritating.
There's one social site I actively visit on a day-to-day basi
The 5 bullshit myths of concept art.Concept art is getting bigger and bigger. More people know what it is nowadays, it gets shown in the media more often and more books get released. This automatically results into more people wanting to become concept artists. So many artschools are now creating special courses all towards game art or concept art. (Game art can also include UI design, 3D modeling etc.).More Like This
Yet it is a fairly new thing to most people and the idea of "becoming a concept artist" has grown rapidly over such a short time that a lot of people who are new to it seem to get a lot of misguide info. I am going to try to list this misguided info and direct you to the correct info.
(Again I would always advise you to do your own research and form your own knowledge and not just simply agree with what you read online, not from anyone, not from me. Even though i'm right .. ofcourse. *wink *wink )
NaNoWriMo Resources Write or DieMore Like This
There are tons of activities for National Novel Writing Month but the most important is that pesky writing thing. To help with that you can use an online application like Write or Die to do some solo speed writing. You set the time and/or word count you'd like to reach and then select your consequence settings. During the time you must continually type or you will receive a negative consequence.
Write or Die really does put the prod in productivity with multiple consequence settings and a timer.
Track your progress! This will help you see how far you've come and how much you still need to accomplish. It's a great way to procrastinate too! There are loads of fancy and simple ones on the internet if you run a quick Google search.
I found this one on deviantART: NaNoWriMo 20