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I had the strangest dream,
Perhaps a vision of reality,
So I wrote this;
Have you ever looked around and thought why would a God make a world like this?
How could a God let stuff like this happen?
At first I thought that was because there was no God.
But perhaps it is because God like anyone else isn't perfect and just a bit Derpy...
Part I: Verum Genesi
In the beginning Derpy Hooves accidentally the universe
No one quite knows how or why, but it was an accident none the less
Some may say that a god created the universe with a word…
Why words certainly have power, they do not have that kind of power
If creating universes were that easy my English essay would have loosed hundreds of universes
No creating universe is hard, very hard
And yet Derpy did it on accident
Perhaps the only words on her lips as she created all that is, were; "I just don't what went wrong"
Maybe she said nothing
We may never know
It doesn't help that she doesn't know herself