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Double Entendres [England x Reader]
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IMPORTANT: To avoid confusion (and offension, even though that isn't a word), I would like to mention that the reader is not a child. That is all. c:
[Name] bellowed as she dashed towards the Briton gentleman.
Arthur sighed, setting his copy of Pride and Prejudice aside. He, of all people, knew quite well that whatever [Name] wanted would consume the remainder of his free time.
"[Name], why do you insist on calling me by that atrocious nam?"
"Oh hush! This is no time for any of your silly nickname shenanigans!"
She scolded, hopping onto the glass patio table. Kneeling forward, she placed both of her trembling arms on Arthur's shoulders.
"It's an emergency! Vines are going to grow out of my tummy!"
Arthur chuckled. Things of this sort happened daily in the Kirkland household.
"And why is that, love?"
"I accidently swallowed a grape seed! You're smart, right? What should I do?"
"Why, nothing, of course!"
Distraught, [Name] whine