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Rant on InflationRant on Inflation
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Listen, I know you guys take a lot of shit. And I dont want to step on anyones likes or dislikes.
So here we go.
Im just here to address a couple of things about Inflation that really bug the Hell out of me, especially here on DA. If you dont like people bashing Inflation or Weight Gain or Blueberry people or whatever the Hell, I suggest you leave, because you probably wont like what Im about to say. Especially since this rant involves logic.
Just a list of things about Inflation/Weight Gain/Etc. that are bothering me. These arent the only things that disturb me about it, but you get the idea. Starting with:
1. The concept. - For those of you who dont know, the idea and goal behind Inflation and Weight Gain is to get a girl (and sometimes guy, but trust me when I say 99% of the time, its a girl) really, really, really, unrealistically huge by many different means. In fact, those dif
Knock on DogwoodI once kept a crucifix on a chain
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To remind me there's a purpose
And salvation in pain.
But there's not always a rainbow
After 40 days of rain.
Hell will rise up
Again and again.
God let me drown
With the sin in my heart,
Though I was baptized in fire,
And my ashes blown apart.
I starved for Lent in front of Noah's ark.
Knock on dogwood,
Just one more fresh start.
I sang out with the angels
And I knelt when I prayed,
But the LORD came to me in a dream and said,
"I command you, make Isaac bleed red.
Be not of the world
And listen instead."
And the more that I listened,
The more that I feared,
For God's voice sounded like
The serpents I hear.
As He twisted the verses I once held so dear,
The halos on his prophets
As I wandered through the Valley of Death,
The Tree of Knowledge
Called my name,
And I saw Eve's body, enlightened and maimed,
Warning me not to wind up the same,
But my stomach growled
And I swallowed my shame.
I bit the apple and plunged into Pur