Rincewind Meets TeatimeMore Like This
They met in a dark alley.
Teatime was very pleased about his latest assasination. Lord Downy had been very clear about this being a clean murder, as so nobody got any ideas. Upon entering the house Teatime only had to murder two of the guards and very neatly disemboweled the target, making sure to stow the body in the cupboard afterwards.
Rincewind on the other hand, was not having the greatest of times. After all, Rincewind wouldn't class running away from a group of drunken thugs as a "great time". He skidded round a corner, making sure he did not fall into the Ankh,(he disliked the prospect of suffocating as much as getting beat to death.) and dived for cover in a murky yet somewhat peaceful alleyway.
Rincewind breathed as he heard the yells of "lets gettim' boys" and "where'd 'e go?"
fade away. He decided that next time to go an inn that didn't have a name like "The Mended Drum". Rincewind was so consumed in his own thinking he did not realise he had just bumped into a rather short