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THE VILLAGE SQUARE Hello, Deviants. Birdy Wyndham here, reporting to you live from the Village Square, where only yesterday, a snowman led a rampage through the town.
The villain responsible for this heinous act?
It is none other than the "benevolent" Frosty the snowman.
Yes, Frosty. A snowman so cruel, so malicious, so utterly and completely evil, that--
You don't believe me. You're laughing; I can hear you one the other side of the computer screen, snickering at these accusations.
Well, they're all true, I tell you! And all my proof lies buried in the "innocent" children's song (which, by the way, was written as a warning about this monster).
Let's take a piece-by-piece look at the song, shall we?
Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul,
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
And two eyes made out of coal.
Was. Past-tense. Something happened to him, perhaps?
Frosty the snowman is a fairy tale