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"Holy fucking shit Dave, you don't look so hot! What happened?"
"[N- *Hic!* -Name]. The―the SHIT, YEAH, happened."
"That's not an answer!"
"Ff―fine, I took a LITTLE sip of alcohol."
"Oh. My. God-- A LITTLE SIP MY ASS!"
What the hell were you doing all up in this mess? What did you ever do to deserve this sort of torture?! What went so wrong that Dave turned out this...this...
It all started when John switched the apple juice and the alcohol at Dave's house. Sadly enough, you were there with him, and when you got there, he was dancing in front of a TV with the cooking channel on. (Was it twerking? No, you couldn't even classify his dance moves.) You had screamed a little bit before questioning him what had happened, bringing you to the present.
He also had requested to go to his room so he could show you his new sick beats, but you've read enough fanfics to know wher