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115 Things That I, Richtofen, Can't Do1. I can't attempt to experiment on my "Allies"... Again...More Like This
2. It was a pain in the ass last time
3. And they may turn into zombies
4. I can't say certain things to Nikolai
5. Despite the fact that everything I say is true
6. He is really Slippery, wet and fun
7. ...And soft and fuzzy...
8. And no, I am not gay for the Russian!
9. I Just have a 100% heterosexual liking to him!
10. That's all. Nothing more, nothing less.
11. It's forbidden for me to try and lure my fans toward me
12. And remove all of their vital organs
13. ...And place them all in nice, little decorative jars
14. German Sparkle Parties are also forbidden
15. The
Go hang yourselfover under,More Like This
over under,
over, under, through...
If you wish to hang yourself,
this is all you do!
tie the rope to a beam,
and jump right off the ladder,
not a soul will hear your scream,
and if they did, it wouldnt matter!
over, under,
over, under,
over, under, through...
if you wish to hang yourself this is all you do!
Sta.sh
