fati am not handsome, but i am endearingMore Like This
and wearing clothes to cover my indecent
flesh and unhealthy habits i will charm you
with witty jokes, sarcasm, and a surprising intellect;
because, who would think I’d be social
and approachable, smart, and charming
despite being fat, and unattractive?
considering the question
i dared to undress and see my body
for the first time in weeks
-sagging belly, and a full stomach ,
fat breasts, stretch marks,
and my manhood asleep
as if it were impotent
people compliment my shirts,
or my beard’s red tint
but never my smile,
and rarely my eyes.
sometimes i am cute,
and i’m compared to big teddy bears
‘cause I’m ‘comfortable’ and ‘big’
but i didn’t quite hear the same compliments
when i was 60 pounds lighter.
i am not a man, i am an overweight child
with a bad knee and penchant
to dissimulate my pain
and self-defecating humor.
my beard is a mess, but it hides
Jackunzel vs Jelsa*scans the internet*More Like This
...Yep I knew this would happen. Saw it coming 5000000000 miles away Fandom has gotten so dang predictable these days.
Now before I start my little rant, I want to take it clear that I don't ship either pairing. I ship Jack with someone else entirely. Who that person is is irrelevant at the moment, but I felt the need to establish that in case some jerk decides to to call me out on bias.
That said: this fan war is literally made of bullshit.
Jelsa shippers: I'm not quite sure what you're trying to prove with your whole "Jackunzel is old, Jelsa is the the new cool thing" argument. Exactly how many people do you think that will convince...? Obviously you have no experience with shipping, because it's not a bunch of fashion trends. Shipping is based entirely on emotion and opinion, so if you think that you will make people change their minds on a ship because your ship is "trendier" then you are sadly mistaken. There's no such thing as an "old-fashioned" s