The Bear and The Thief: Chapter 3 Chapter 3: Remember the NameMore Like This
“Well,” I said, grinning just a little in an attempt to fain being carefree in the face of a woman the likes of which I’d never seen, “If I didn’t know better, I’d say you were coming on to me.”
“Don’t even start,” the woman quite literally growled at me, “Just hand over the amulet. I’ll lift my knee out of your ribs, and we both go home. However,” she pressed her knee into my chest a little more, “I’m not at all above taking it off your corpse.”
“Alright,” I said, hastily piecing together a plan, it wasn’t much, but it would have to do, “First, a question if I may, do my elf eyes deceive me, or did you turn into a bear just then? I thought the companions became werewolves.”
“I’m a little less typical,” it seemed like she almost
Jackunzel vs Jelsa*scans the internet*More Like This
...Yep I knew this would happen. Saw it coming 5000000000 miles away Fandom has gotten so dang predictable these days.
Now before I start my little rant, I want to take it clear that I don't ship either pairing. I ship Jack with someone else entirely. Who that person is is irrelevant at the moment, but I felt the need to establish that in case some jerk decides to to call me out on bias.
That said: this fan war is literally made of bullshit.
Jelsa shippers: I'm not quite sure what you're trying to prove with your whole "Jackunzel is old, Jelsa is the the new cool thing" argument. Exactly how many people do you think that will convince...? Obviously you have no experience with shipping, because it's not a bunch of fashion trends. Shipping is based entirely on emotion and opinion, so if you think that you will make people change their minds on a ship because your ship is "trendier" then you are sadly mistaken. There's no such thing as an "old-fashioned" s