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Don't Eat The NeighboursHelen didn't like the new neighbors.
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“Well we just loved the neighborhood. It seems so peaceful and quiet here. With the baby on the way, we figured we should take things easy.”
Oh, they seemed like nice enough people. A few years out of college, finding their feet in real estate, expecting.
“Then you’re in luck. I’ve lived around here a good while and I’ve got no complaints at all. Though I suppose the kids think it’s a little boring as they get older. Well, boring neighborhood is better than a bad one, I suppose.”
In fact, it wasn’t entirely accurate to say she did not like them. Matter of fact, they were lovely, well-adjusted people. That was not the problem.
“Well hopefully we’ve grown up to handle things by then. Right now the worst they can do is give my belly a good kick-oh, there he goes.”
Helen wanted to eat the new neighbors.
And that was a problem.
It had been so long since Helen stopped eating people, j