Somewhat truth fanficSir Galleth:...and that, my beloved, is how I bested the Black Tyrant's three headed dragon, from inside it's own stomachMore Like This
merlina: oh galleth! that is truly amazing! please tell me how you escaped that terrible circus?
Galleth: Oh that little thing? Pshaw, 'twas nothing more then a game to me. I simply leapt from great heights, swung across bottomless chasms, breezing through rings of fire, dodged cannonballs soaring to make me a target, and practially walked on air to escape. Indeed, it was all to easy a endeavor. I even walked away with my ever fetching Jester's disguise.
Merlina: Oh Galleth how extraordinary, you never cease to amaze me! So...um who was that other young raccoon with you in the archer costume?
Galleth: Who? ...OH, him! Nobody my dear, just my squire. Poor lad, he got himself lost in that abysmal place, so I had to rescue him.
Merlina: hhhmmm? what ever you say my love but I couldn't help but think he held somewhat of a resemblence to you.
Galleth: Really? Well, I do
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Bowser: “MAAAARRRRIIOOOO! Are you seriously trying to start with me again?! I hear about this big meeting, and I'm all ready to act nice... But man, the second I see your face, Mr. Nice Bowser is GONE. Yeah, forget your dumb meeting! I'll pummel you and grab Peach!”
Ganondorf: "It's been a while, boy. You have done well to sneak into my fortress and wriggle your way all the way up here. I suppose the least I can do is commend you for your reckless courage. My name is Ganondorf... And I am the master of Forsaken Fortress."
Hades: "Welcome to MY Underworld, Pitty Pat. You too, pretty Palutena."
Ridley: "Kill as much as you want! Have fun!"
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You have been invited to participate on the new Texas Hold'em Poker Tournament in The Inventory. Will you be the one to win the grand price of Ten Million Dollars?!
GOOD LUCK! (You'll need it)
Max - Sam & Max
Strong Bad - Homestar Runner
Tycho - Penny Arcade
Heavy - Team Fortress 2
Sam - Sam & Max
Brock Samson - The Venture Bros.
Ash Williams - Evil Dead
Claptrap - Borderlands
Deadpool - Marvel Comics
Pinkie Pie - My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Dr. Eggman - Sonic Boom
Tom Servo - Mystery Science Theater 3000
Grunkle Stan - Gravity Falls
Shovel Knight - Shovel Knight
B.B. Hood - Darkstalkers
Foxy - Five Nights at Freddy's
Yang Xiao Long - RWBY
Peacock - Skullgirls
Bender - Futurama
Bigby Wolf - The Wolf Among Us
Egoraptor - Game Grumps
Axe Cop - Axe Cop
Dan - Dan Vs.
Weird Al Yankovic
Zone-tan - Zone Toons
Scout - Team Fortress 2
Matt - Super Best Friends Play
Bojack Horseman - Bojack Horseman