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Bruce: Hey Tony.
Natasha: Sup Tony.
Thor: Hello, my good friend.
Loki: Good bye.
Tony: Hey. I'm going to the carwash.
Clint: But you just washed your car!
Tony: I'm not washing my car.
Tony: I'm washing my Iron Man suit.
Bruce: Are you kidding me Tony?
Tony: Whaaat? What's so bad about that?
Clint: Carwash + Iron man suit = Problems waiting to happen.
Tony: Oh please. I'll have my cell phone with me so if ANYTHING goes wrong I'll text you.
God, I feel like a kid going to the candy store alone.
Bruce: You'd better.
Tony: Yeah yeah, I'm leaving now. Bye.
Tony has left (disconnected)
Tony: Um Guys?
Bruce: Oh god. What happened?
Loki: Told you he was an idiot.
Tony: Shut up.
Natasha: What happened?
Tony: Well, I'm in that automatic car wash thingy, and the tracks kind of stopped, and my
suit kinda got stuck on the track. So I can't get out.
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Natasha: *Sigh* What?
Thor: What is it?
Steve: Yeah Stark?
Clint: What's up?
Loki: Oh God.
Tony: Come to the park. I have a little surprise for you ;D
Bruce: What park?
Tony: There's only one park smart one.
Natasha: What kind of surprise?
Tony: It wouldn't be a surprise if I told you. But you might want to bring some ear plugs
if your ears are sensitive.
Clint: How are you talking to use on the computer if you're at the park?
Tony: I'm not at the park. I'm taking my Iron Man suit.
Natasha: That's your excuse for everything, huh?
Tony: Maybe. Just come!
Loki: This is going to end badly.
~At the park on texts (Tony is in his suit)~
Tony: Ta da!
Natasha: Fireworks? Really? Fireworks?
Tony: What? Fireworks are fun! And think about Thor and Loki.
Loki: Do not think about me.
Tony: They've never seen fireworks before.
Thor: What are 'fireworks?'
Loki: I don't think I want to know.
Tony: Too bad. Let's start em up!
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Tony: Hey guys. I'm on Youtube.
Clint: This can't be good.
Natasha: Clint spoke my words for me.
Thor: What is that?
Loki: I have no idea but what I do know is that, whatever is in Starks hands, he can
Loki: You know it's true.
Tony: Let's play a bit of songs, shall we?
Natasha: My god.
Natasha: It's an expression. Anyways Stark I don't know what you got up your sleeve, but
even I can admit that I'm scared.
Tony: Good. Hmm . Baby, baby, baby oooooh
Clint: OH MY GOD. SOMEBODY KILL HIM.
Tony: AND I WAS LIKE, BABY! BABY BABY OOOOOH! BABY, BABY BABY OOOOOH! BABY, BABY BABY
Steve: THOUGHT YOU'D ALWAYS BE MINE!!
Tony: YEAH GO STEVE!
Steve: IMA TELL YOU ONE TIME!
Tony: ME PLUS YOU!
Clint: I'M GOING TO DIE! UHH . B.I.N.G.O, B.I.N.G.O, B.I.N.G.O AND BINGO WAS HIS NAME OH!
Steve: Uh, ok. BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY W
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Tony: OMG GUYS.
Loki: Oh, great.
Bruce: What is it, Tony?
Natasha: Uh, yeah?
Clint: . . .
Thor: What is it my friend?
Tony: Ok ok ok. Brace yourselves. Don't sit down cuz you'll just stand right back up
again. I got . . . A LLAMA BADGE.
Natasha: A what?
Steve: What are you talking about?
Loki: And the stupid volcano erupts.
Bruce: Oh god Tony you're just embarrassing yourself.
Thor: What is a llama?
Tony: It's on a website, called DeviantART. And somebody gave me a LLAMA BADGE.
Bruce: Oh God.
Natasha: Uh . . . ok . . .
Tony: And I'm like, so popular. You wanna know my user name?
Bruce: What is wrong with you.
Loki: You need a life. I'm leaving.
Loki has left (Disconnected)
Tony: Hmph. Looks like somebody is gonna miss out on the llama fun.
Bruce: Sometimes I wonder what you do with your life.
Clint: You are an idiot.
Tony: Come on. Llamas are awesome. Like seriously. They have
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Bruce: SUP TONY ;D
Clint: WE ALL LOV YO
Natasha: COM JOIN US CUZ WE LOV YO ;D
Steve: YOR ALWAYS WELCOM TONYYYYYY ;D
Tony: The Hell
Bruce: LOL TONY STARK.
Bruce: I LOV YO AND I NEEDZ A SNUGGL BUDY
Tony: Hold on about five minutes.
~Five Minutes Later~
Tony: OOOOO BRUCEY U BAD BOY
Tony: I LAV U HULKIE
Bruce: I LOV U TO
Clint: YOUR INSACURE
Natasha: DONT NO WAT FO
Tony: U TURNIN HEADS WEN U WALK THROU THE DOOR
Bruce: DUN NEED MAKEUP
Steve: TO COVER UP
Clint: BEIN DA WAY DAT U R IS ENOUF
Natasha: EVERY1 ELSE IN DA ROOM CAN SEE IT
Tony: EVERY1 ELSE BUT U
Bruce: I LOV U MAN.
Clint: U AMAZING MAN OF IRON U
Tony: IM SO FAB ;D
Natasha: YUSH U R U BAD BOY ;D
Steve: I LOV U
Bruce: WE DIDN FORGET BOUT U CAPTN ;D
Steve: I NO ;D
Thor has joined.
Tony: OH MAN OF THUNDER
Clint: THE TEDDY OF ASGAD
Natasha: ODIN SUN
Steve: THE CAP
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Tony: Sup Brucey
Tony: My honey boooo ; )
Bruce: Erm;.Stark, what are you doing?
Tony: I hate you.
Bruce: Well isn't that lovely. I'm working, think you could lower the stupid texts for a while?
Tony: You know what would be AWESOME, and what I am liek, trying to do now?
Bruce: What is it Stark?
Tony: If you went all Hulk on me ;D
Bruce: That's not a good idea. And that is not awesome.
Tony: Like what you did to Puny God.
Bruce: What- Oh, right.
Bruce: I'm not going to go Hulk, Stark.
Tony: Why not? It's cool, bug green fighting machine.
Tony: Big* lol.
Steve has joined.
Bruce: No, it's not.
Clint has joined.
Tony: I am a butterfly.
Tony: and I be pooped.
Tony: By ponies.
Tony: And rainbows.
Tony: And butterflies.
Steve: ...You're on your own, Bruce.
Bruce: Come on Steve.
Clint: What the Hell?
Tony: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE INTURUPTING ME AND HULKIES CONVOS D:
The Avengers - Once a yearMore Like This
"I said no."
"Tony, you know that this is a right thing to do."
Tony was standing behind his desk at his workshop. He was hammering some machine, either fixing it or trying to brake it into pieces, it was hard to tell. Steve was standing in front of him in some distance, trying to reason with him.
"Steve, I pay people to do that, there is no need for me to go there," Tony said in slow voice like he was explaining something to a demented person.
"No, you will go there today."
"I will go next year."
"You can't run from this forever, Tony."
Tony put the hammer down, trying to control his breath. Steve was starting to get on his nerves. Why does he have to interfere? It's not his business. Slowly Tony picked up the hammer and punched the machine again.
"Go away, I'm busy," he snapped, not looking at the blonde.
"No, you're not. I can already tell when you are busy, and when you are just pretending to be busy so people will leave you alone," Steve said in a calm voice.