L5R Lightbulb JokesQ: How many Scorpion does it take to change a lantern wick?More Like This
A: None, for we walk the dark places of the Empire. We like the dark...wait no, arrgh, Ninjas everywhere, someone give me a wick quickly......noooooo!
Q: How many Dragon does it take to change a lantern wick?
A: See the lady smiles upon us. Watch the snows like lizards. Do you not understand?
Q: How many Phoenix does it take to change a lantern wick?
A: None. We asked Isawa Tsuke to light the last one we changed, and blam, he burns up half the clan while doing so. We're happy with our candle.
Q: How many Unicorn does it take to change a lantern wick?
Unicorn: I can't reach the lantern on my horse.
Me: Get off your horse for once.
Unicorn: Get off my horse? That's impossible...wait a sec! LEGS! I have my own legs!!! I've never used them before! Wow. I'll change that wick.
Q: How many of Toturi's army does take to change a lantern wick?
A: 17 Ronin scum stand around looking at it. Any of them could do it. They're waiting