According to Creepypasta, once you play Pokemon... You are never allowed to stop. Pokémon is a lifelong contract, and once you press start, you're together forever.More Like This
Hacking games is asking for trouble... more than you're prepared for
Missingno and the like are sins against Arceus. Do not pursue them.
FireRed is also a sin against Arceus. Buy LeafGreen instead; that seems okay.
On that note, the older games need more love than the newer ones. The older they are, the more love and time you must dedicate to them. Scientists are working on a formula to say specifically how much time should be dedicated based on , but results so far are inconclusive.
Contrary popular belief, suicide isn't a sin against Arceus. It's actually encouraged. Why he favors Lavender town remains to be seen.
Rats do not belong on ships.
There is no such thing as a power button. Not until the game is done making you its scared little bitch,
Commission Me DamnitTestimonial from a customer: "even my mom admitted it was worth the money, which is basically the same thing as proving unicorns are real."More Like This
Here follows the new, improved, spiffy Official Commissions Journal!
Come on, you know you want a plushie!
Humanoid Amigurumi: 90-120+ USD based on complexity of character; comes with accessories.
Mini Humanoid Amigurumi: 50-60+ USD based on complexity of character, comes with one small accessory.
Pony Amigurumi: 120-200+ USD based on complexity of character; comes with accessories.
Mini-Pony Amigurumi: 30-40+ USD based on complexity of character.
The nyanscarf, yeah that nyanscarf: Currently 75 USD, open to negotiation.
Cat Amigurumi: $25-30 USD based on complexity.
Mini-Amigurumi: $15-30 USD based on complexity.