Alfred's pick-up linesIf you were a new type of burger at McDonald's, you'd be MCGORGEOUS.More Like This
Are your legs tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day long.
Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? -Enough to break the ice, lets make out.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? -My zipper.
Are you a parking ticket?
But you've got fine written all over you.
I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but I'm as sweet as can be.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.
You look life my first wife/husband!
(How many have you had?)
You're so hot, when I look at you I get a tan.
Hey! There's something on your ass!
(What is it?)
Your beauty just hit me like a train, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.
Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
I wanna bag you like some groceries.
Huiyi-Chapter 2More Like This
Yao sighed in relief as he left the meeting, no-one else had really commented, except to say that it was good that he was feeling better. He was about to head home when he heard a voice behind him that he dreaded "Hello, comrade."
Turning slowly, China stared up at the giant of a man "Iv-Russia aru..."
"You left me quite unexpectedly da? And now you want to break off our treaty" he backed China into a corner "Why must you leave me, Yao-Yao?" he asked, amethyst eyes wide in a way that would've once seemed endearing, but now scared Yao beyond belief
America hadn't intended to be stood there watching the two...but something was wrong, his hero senses were tingling...
China shrank back, unable to answer. Russia grabbed his wrist, hitting several healing bruises "Tell me Yao-Yao, before I force you, da?" he smiled, oblivious to the sharp intake of breath or the terrified expression of his companion
Alfred was horrified, glaring at the Russian's grip on him. Surely Ivan could see he was ill!